Did a search and I came up with this shit a few days back. http://www.screamingpickle.com/membe...ngsta_raps.htm
I read yo raps and I think that ur a slob,
U need to get yo bitch ass up and get a job.
I bet ur a homo, don't even have a lady,
Bitch u can't rap, u fake ass Slim Shady.
Give up rap, go listen to some rock,
I'm beg'n u dawg, pleeeese stop.
U can't rap, U ain't got no skills,
Try to battle me u gon get killed.
I don't want to see u used the word gangsta no mo,
U ain't got rights u bitch ass hoe.
I hope u take heed and give rap up,
All I really wanted to say is U SUCK
Cause i recon
You probably sit a a computer 24 7
Masturbating while contemplating what to say next
Most people who live on 8 mile road
Cant aford an X-box and computer to make a web sight
Let alone the money to leave a light on all night so you dont get scared of the dark So do live on 8 mile road
Come on tell me the truth the answer or you a prancing pranser This shit is all an act and if you think you tact with yo words Than why aint you on MTV Oh wait I forgot you probably shoppin at gay ass Old Navy Yeah I'm white too, straight up true and true
But then stupid whites like you
Come along and give us a bad rap
Cause you try to rap
I'm only doin it to make you look even worse and this is ok for a first I stumble across this sight well doin a search I started hearin you ryhme and started to learch forward laughin You say you tough and rough And can handle yo self on the street First lets handle makin your own beat Instead of usin and abusin eminems You aint a composer of words
You a frickin white rich ass poser Riddler
I'm da type o gangsta dats built to lass
if ya step I put a Air Force Ones in yo Ayass
I'm like Nelly cept schmoover
Like Fiddy cept meana
Like biggie cept leana
Like Dre... listen to what I say
I can't even believe how schmoove I am
I can't even believe it - it's just da way I am
Cause I... am.. numba one
No madda if you like it or not
Say hey hey hey
like fat albert
den go down on ma tip
like lord calvert
cause I.. be.. bustin nut
I be so fly when I nut in yo eye
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