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heard this from an ex-coworker when I was working at Orange Julius at the time:
Coworker: "Hi!, sorry we only have Orange and Strawberry Julius left"
Customer: "Oh ok, so whats the difference between an Orange and a Strawberry Julius?"
Coworker: *facepalm*
Originally posted by v.b. can we stop, my pussy hurts... Originally posted by asian_XL fliptuner, I am gonna grab ur dick and pee in your face, then rub shit all over my face...:lol Originally posted by Fei-Ji haha i can taste the cum in my mouth Originally posted by FastAnna when I was 13 I wanted to be a video hoe so bad
Customer: Do you guys sell blackberry bold here?
Employee: No, sorry sir, we only carry iPhones in our store.
Customer: *Pauses*
Customer: So can i get Blackberry here?
Employee: Sorry sir, we only carry apple branded products (etc..)
Was training a person in my auto class. took apart and then rebuilt a 4 cylinder motor. They installed 3 of the pistons properly, the 4th one they put in upside down so the connecting rod was hanging out the top of the motor. They asked me what they did wrong...
Friend is testing out a manumatic car for the first time, pops it into manual and asks: "if I slow down, does it automatically downshift?"
Tries it and voila, of course.
Friend then asks: "if I speed up, does it automatically upshift?"
Was training a person in my auto class. took apart and then rebuilt a 4 cylinder motor. They installed 3 of the pistons properly, the 4th one they put in upside down so the connecting rod was hanging out the top of the motor. They asked me what they did wrong...
Originally posted by CRS I would make a comment in regards to your intelligence but I don't think that you would appreciate the full mockery of that comment.
In other words..
I would love to insult you but you wouldn't understand.