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12-04-2005, 12:00 AM
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#26 | | Ye olde moderator
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From an American in California: "Is British Columbia in England?"
Customer at Canadian Tire: "Excuse me, how big is that Rubbermaid container on the top shelf?"
Me: "Well Ma'am, its about as big as it actually appears"
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12-04-2005, 12:17 AM
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#27 | | Orgasm Donor & Alatar owned my ass twice!
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| Quote: Originally posted by Import-2NR
When i was travelling i met 2 girls from the OC in cali, and when they found out i was in vancouver, one asked me, do you canadians live in houses ? | hahaha! friking hilarious!!! no, we live in purple barbie doll houses.. lol
i'm pretty sure every single country on the face of the earth has got houses... Quote: Originally posted by orgasm_donor
From an American in California: "Is British Columbia in England?"
Customer at Canadian Tire: "Excuse me, how big is that Rubbermaid container on the top shelf?"
Me: "Well Ma'am, its about as big as it actually appears" | hahahaha!!! i think she meant the measurements lol, but newayz.. it wasn't really the question that was funny, more like the way u answered it hahaha! ROFLMFAO!! XDXD :P
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12-04-2005, 12:33 AM
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#28 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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at work, it just happened to me today so thats why i remember it
man: this refrigerated smoked salmon expires a week from now, i want something that will last longer, no one will buy this, can you find newer ones?
me: actually ppl will buy this and we have no new ones, you can buy frozen or room temperature smoke salmon if you need something to last longer
man: i dont think so, but where are the other smoked salmons?
me: the middle freezer and the other is aisle 113
man: where's the frozen one and where's the room temperature one?
me: the middle FREEZER, aisle 113, the middle FREEZER, aisle 113
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12-04-2005, 01:16 AM
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#29 | | Judge Me By My Size Do You?
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"Do tattoos hurt"
[sarcasm] No.... they feel like bunny rabbit slippers and a down comforter on a cold day. [/sarcasm]
Uhhh, i'm sticking needles repeatedly into your skin and making you bleed....my bet is your probaly gonna feel it a little!
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12-04-2005, 03:23 AM
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#30 | | reads most threads with his pants around his ankles, especially in the Forced Induction forum.
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when I was at work:
Me: eating my lunch and this co worker ask are u having lunch?
Me: slacking and surfing RS. Co-workers comes and ask "Are u slacking off"
Duh.
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12-04-2005, 09:38 AM
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#31 | | Island Pretty Boy Mod
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why is your door pink?
me- that was the color of the paint
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12-04-2005, 06:41 PM
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#32 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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| Quote: Originally posted by GT-Four
why is your door pink?
me- that was the color of the paint | hahah i like that one
when ppl ask me at work: "where are the pickles"
i answer: "down the pickle aisle"
you'd be surprised how many ppl it works on
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12-04-2005, 09:29 PM
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#33 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Customer: Is this the digital camera department?
Me: <looks around surrounded by cameras and a huge sign above that says "Digital Cameras">
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12-05-2005, 11:52 AM
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#34 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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"Which state do you live in?"
Me: British Columbia, I moved back to Canada, we have provinces here.
"I don't know that state. What state are you in?"
Me: I live in British Columbia, Canada. I don't live in Seattle anymore.
This went on for a few minutes till she finally agreed to put British Columbia as a state. Then we argued on the postal code.
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12-05-2005, 12:10 PM
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#35 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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girl: Wheres the mcdonalds???
Me: Right behind u.
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12-05-2005, 12:32 PM
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#36 | | I don't get it
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i had an american friend come over for 1 year but he was canadian born and he told me when he first went to the us the kids would ask him do u speak canadian and i think thats the most stupid thing ive ever heard
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12-05-2005, 12:53 PM
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#37 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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*phone ring*
me: "Hello?"
them: "Are you at home?"
me: "Did you call my house?" :P
durrrr..
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12-05-2005, 02:51 PM
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#38 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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| Quote: Originally posted by n3w8ie-aler
i had an american friend come over for 1 year but he was canadian born and he told me when he first went to the us the kids would ask him do u speak canadian and i think thats the most stupid thing ive ever heard |
I love that one ..... the answer is obviously do you speak american..... the only problem with that is that they will answer yes..... OMG its ENGLISH PEOPLE>>>>>>.
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12-05-2005, 02:55 PM
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#39 | | VLS Barista Brat
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My best one...
A customer walks into my store where we have entrance and exit doors (located about 2 feet apart... I don't know why they did that, but they're clearly labelled). They shop aruond for a bit, they look confused, and finally approach me.
"How do I get out of this store?"
Um. How did you get IN this store?
And the most frequently asked stupid question: Can I return this pair of underwear? It didn't fit.
*facepalm*
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12-05-2005, 07:05 PM
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#40 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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my friend "what are you guys laughing about" (we were actually laughing at her)
us: "the cup" (sarcasm)
my friend: "whats so funny about the cup"
i mean seriously do girls act stupid for attention or are they just fucking STUPID??
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12-06-2005, 02:06 AM
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#41 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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i work in retail and some chick asked me "Do you guys accept canadian money?"
*Blank stare*
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12-06-2005, 05:28 AM
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#42 | | ...in the world.
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I get a million people asking me if I speak Chinese when I'm at work. There was this one lady that I just flat out starred at for like a minute before she just...left.
Oh, then there's
<point to price tag> "How much is this?"
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12-06-2005, 10:07 AM
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#43 | | Banned By Establishment
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ohh this happened to a friend, he was in the states and a woman asked where he was from, he answered Canada, and she said, i always wanted to go to Canada.
He asked, why don't you just go ?
And she answered, well i wouldn't know how to get around, i don't speak Canadian.
wtf.
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12-06-2005, 10:56 AM
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#44 | | Everyone wants a piece of R S...
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My friend recently moved to the US and:
Person: Where are you from?
Friend: Canada
Person: Oooh do you know Sue?
Friend: ...
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12-06-2005, 11:30 AM
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#45 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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| Quote: Originally posted by Import-2NR
ohh this happened to a friend, he was in the states and a woman asked where he was from, he answered Canada, and she said, i always wanted to go to Canada.
He asked, why don't you just go ?
And she answered, well i wouldn't know how to get around, i don't speak Canadian.
wtf. | yah there's so many stupid questions you get when goin down to the states. this guy asked me if there igloo's in vancouver.
i wasn't sure if he was jokin but he sure looked like he was asking a serious question.
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12-06-2005, 11:33 AM
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#46 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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| Quote: Originally posted by November
My friend recently moved to the US and:
Person: Where are you from?
Friend: Canada
Person: Oooh do you know Sue?
Friend: ... | this one girl i worked with told me she got asked if she knew a guy named john when she went down to texas. funny thing was that she actually knew the guy named john the guy was talkin about.
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12-06-2005, 12:20 PM
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#47 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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Upon finding out I was born in Singapore..
"Do you speak Singaporean?"
No I speak english you idiot
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12-06-2005, 12:21 PM
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#48 | | Ye olde moderator
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| Quote: Originally posted by aznrsx1979
this one girl i worked with told me she got asked if she knew a guy named john when she went down to texas. funny thing was that she actually knew the guy named john the guy was talkin about. | Hey ! I know john too ! Big hockey player Mountie guy who wears a toque right ? Jeez..smal world. 
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12-07-2005, 06:11 PM
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#49 | | Say! Say! Say!
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Here's one.
Are you asian?
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12-07-2005, 06:15 PM
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#50 | | I am Hook'd on RS
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I worked in a tourist shop one summer and alot of americans came in. The best question i was ever asked, and this guy was serious, Where can i buy some totem poll seeds? I couldn't answer i was so dumb-founded by his stupidity.
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