Stupidest question you've ever BEEN ASKED.

[keifun]

heard this from an ex-coworker when I was working at Orange Julius at the time:

Coworker: "Hi!, sorry we only have Orange and Strawberry Julius left"
Customer: "Oh ok, so whats the difference between an Orange and a Strawberry Julius?"
Coworker: *facepalm*

[i96]

i wake up go to the kitchen my mom sees me and asks you awake already? i say no im sleep walking

[jeedee]

"hey are you (enter wrong ethnictisity here)?"

No moron, I'm yellow
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[RevYouUp]

Would you rather shit bricks or piss marbles?

[wingies]

^^Wow thats a very touch choice LOL

My friend asked me "Would you rather get fucked by an asian buy or give a black guy a bj?"

[buddy]

" having dim sum?" asked by a friend whom just been sat down to the table right next to me in a Chinese restaurant ....

"mmmm..." me looking blank with a half-biten shrimp dumpling still held between the chopsticks ...

[fliptuner]

From a stupid American:

Do you guys really have a roasted turkey on the back of your nickels?

[!Yaminashi]

Friend calls my house phone

"Hey you home?"

[LookHere_Sucka]

Would you like fries with that?
jk.

Friend calls me at 1 am,
"Hey are you awake?"
"I am now..."

[twitchyzero]

Originally Posted by fliptuner

From a stupid American:

Do you guys really have a roasted turkey on the back of your nickels?

should've whipped out a guitar and sang this

YouTube

[jeedee]

Originally Posted by fliptuner

From a stupid American:

Do you guys really have a roasted turkey on the back of your nickels?

LOL
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[baggdis300]

hey, so are you arab?

as im sitting and eating pancakes w/ bacon and ham at dennys at 3 AM in edmonton.....

[Spectre_Cdn]

Originally Posted by twitchyzero

should've whipped out a guitar and sang this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnZlAOSEmYQ

Reminded me of elementary school


Oh, the nostalgia.

[orange7]

Originally Posted by RevYouUp

Would you rather shit bricks or piss marbles?

if I have to choose one of the two, I'd go with shit bricks.

At least I can get surgery on my anus, but not really the other way around.

[G]

Classmate: If blue whales are so big, wouldn't they fill up the entire ocean????

Class: *FACEPALM*

[rk604]

I was at apple and overheard...

Customer: Do you guys sell blackberry bold here?
Employee: No, sorry sir, we only carry iPhones in our store.
Customer: *Pauses*
Customer: So can i get Blackberry here?
Employee: Sorry sir, we only carry apple branded products (etc..)

[Prolowtone]

Was training a person in my auto class. took apart and then rebuilt a 4 cylinder motor. They installed 3 of the pistons properly, the 4th one they put in upside down so the connecting rod was hanging out the top of the motor. They asked me what they did wrong...

[TOPEC]

"Is the revolving restaurant the one that spins around?"

Asked by an asian that's very blonde
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[TOPEC]

Nevermind

[Orange]

Friend texts me, "what's your number?"

[babybear]

Friend is testing out a manumatic car for the first time, pops it into manual and asks: "if I slow down, does it automatically downshift?"
Tries it and voila, of course.

Friend then asks: "if I speed up, does it automatically upshift?"

**facepalm.jpg**

[Vale46Rossi]

Hey are there really smart people on revscene?

[geeknerd]

ME: Oh a new product, im gonna try it. *buys it*
before taking a bite/opening it
Friend:Is it good?

[skyxx]

Originally Posted by Prolowtone

Was training a person in my auto class. took apart and then rebuilt a 4 cylinder motor. They installed 3 of the pistons properly, the 4th one they put in upside down so the connecting rod was hanging out the top of the motor. They asked me what they did wrong...

The 4th one is for reverse.

[TekDragon]

The most annoying one to me: "Is that so?"