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Old 03-02-2009, 08:48 PM   #51
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Old 03-17-2009, 10:44 PM   #52
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random 18 year old blonde: what u doing 2nite????i
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Old 04-11-2009, 01:45 PM   #53
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Old 04-16-2009, 09:02 AM   #54
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The best one I remember between some 15yr old kid n some 14yr old JB

girl: i'm bored
kid: i dunno, i'm staying at *BLANKED*'s place
girl: can i come over?
kid: heh... but you gotta do stuff if you wanna come over
girl: what kinda stuff?
kid: y'know. Fuck
girl: huh?
kid: we fuck
girl: what?
kid: let's fuck
girl: what???

Oh JB... they're all slightly retarded
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Old 04-16-2009, 09:30 PM   #55
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R: hey thar snatchburgar
Girl: Hey there cumsnatcher
R: ur vag full today?
Girl: Yes, with blood buahahhaa. Your dick emptied today?
R: usually is. not enough penor to go around.
Girl: Not the gf this time? Whose the lucky girl?
R: Heather. friend of mine. fucked her on tuesday she's amazing in the sack
Girl:I love how u live with ur gf, fuck her all the time, and still have time and peen juice to go around for others
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Old 04-17-2009, 07:18 AM   #56
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R: hey thar snatchburgar
Girl: Hey there cumsnatcher
R: ur vag full today?
Girl: Yes, with blood buahahhaa. Your dick emptied today?
R: usually is. not enough penor to go around.
Girl: Not the gf this time? Whose the lucky girl?
R: Heather. friend of mine. fucked her on tuesday she's amazing in the sack
Girl:I love how u live with ur gf, fuck her all the time, and still have time and peen juice to go around for others
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:01 PM   #57
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TLC: Eh, not really but you should just try dating a nice Asian boy. :P
TLC: ..having said that, I don't think you'll want to date anyone I know.
TLC: ...Not saying they're not nice Asian boys (they are), but I don't see a potential match.
Girl:are u saying I'm not worthy of dating your friends?! I'm single u know!!
TLC: Lol You would probably chew up my friends and spit them out. No offence
Girl: Who do u think I am?! LoL I'm usually the one getting hurt =(
TLC: Yeah not with these guys, THey're timid. Totally not what you're used to
Girl: I'm a nice girl! HOnest, I've dated timid!
TLC: I say that cuz I would probably treat them the same way, I like manly man
Girl: Oh ya ok ur right, PUBES pls!
TLC: Hahaha Hey now nothing wrong with shaving :P
Girl: Oh that's preferred, who likes to be tangled in the amazon when going on a safari?!
TLC: Or u know. Floss.
Girl: U mean hairball is more like it...
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Old 06-23-2009, 09:22 AM   #58
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The best one I remember between some 15yr old kid n some 14yr old JB

girl: i'm bored
kid: i dunno, i'm staying at *BLANKED*'s place
girl: can i come over?
kid: heh... but you gotta do stuff if you wanna come over
girl: what kinda stuff?
kid: y'know. Fuck
girl: huh?
kid: we fuck
girl: what?
kid: let's fuck
girl: what???

Oh JB... they're all slightly retarded
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