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02-05-2009, 09:06 AM
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#1 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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| ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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COMPREHENSION
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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02-05-2009, 09:46 AM
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#2 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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This stuff is so true..good read!
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02-05-2009, 10:09 AM
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#3 | | No Duplicate Accounts Allowed
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LOL nice find
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02-05-2009, 10:32 AM
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#4 | | MiX iT Up!
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love the very last one!
Your next 
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Sometimes we tend to be in despair when the person we love leaves us, but the truth is, it's not our loss, but theirs, for they left the only person who couldn't give up on them.
Make the effort and take the risk..
"Do what you feel in your heart to be right- for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't." - Eleanor Roosevelt | |
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02-05-2009, 10:51 AM
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#5 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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This is hilarious.  And it is all true.
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02-05-2009, 11:02 AM
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#6 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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LOL omg the last one. I gotta try that at some point. my relatives are making me go crazy with the "omg la~ do you have a bf? when you getting married la~? you need to marry soon. not so young anymore!"
crazy aunties >.<
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02-05-2009, 11:59 AM
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#7 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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nice
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02-05-2009, 12:16 PM
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#8 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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BAHAHHAHAHA
fuck
goood shit
a little biased
but i like it none the less
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02-05-2009, 12:47 PM
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#9 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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lol
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02-05-2009, 02:13 PM
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#10 | | 無敵
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Old, but still good nevertheless =D
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02-05-2009, 03:59 PM
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#11 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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To the poster below
You'r next
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Ignorance is bliss
How I wish I can remain ignorant, why do I know so much?
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02-05-2009, 04:32 PM
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#12 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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hehehe, men wake up looking as good as they went to bed...women deteriorate during the night
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02-05-2009, 08:18 PM
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#13 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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hahaha...good read
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02-06-2009, 07:07 PM
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#14 | | Hypa owned my ass at least once
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hahaha TRUE TRUE
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02-07-2009, 08:22 PM
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#15 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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ROFL. great stuff.
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02-07-2009, 09:58 PM
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#16 | | RS Operative (G)
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APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
lol
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02-07-2009, 10:24 PM
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#17 | | Wunder? Wonder?? Wander???
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Haha. Thats rich =)
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02-07-2009, 10:57 PM
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#18 | | Banned (ABWS)
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this is gold
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02-08-2009, 10:29 AM
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#19 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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You guys forgot this.  | |
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02-09-2009, 02:40 PM
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#20 | | Banned (BBM)
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gold!
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02-10-2009, 07:21 PM
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#21 | | I don't get it
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"APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night."
lmao
we dont deteriorate. we just have long hair (or at least, most girls do) and so when we wake up we sorta sometimes look like the girl from the grudge.. it cant be helped =/
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02-10-2009, 08:49 PM
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#22 | | Peanut Butter Jelly with a Baseball Bat!
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^ i think this is more in reference to the women who wear make up, and waking up next to a girl with no make up on.
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02-10-2009, 08:57 PM
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#23 | | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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Originally Posted by min.tee You guys forgot this. | omg classic!
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02-14-2009, 11:57 AM
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#24 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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i love the last one too...and every other one is tru too tru...
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02-14-2009, 03:06 PM
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#25 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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A copy of this is going into my "valentine gift"  ... I wonder if I should wear a bulletproof vest?!?!
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