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07-01-2009, 11:11 PM
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#151 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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hahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
roll on floor laughing
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- 2017 Alfa Romeo Giula Q4
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08-02-2009, 09:17 PM
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#152 | | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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Look what I found while digging through my old documents:
Computer Haiku
In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages. Haiku poetry has strict construction rules: each poem has only 17 syllables - 5 syllables in
the first line, 7 in the second, 5 in the third.
They are used to communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity. Here are some actual error messages from Japan.
(Aren't these better than "Your computer has performed an illegal
operation"? )
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Program aborting
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
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Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
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A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
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Three things are certain
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
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You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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08-02-2009, 09:28 PM
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#153 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Sitting at Starbucks
Writing school paper on Mao
Many dead Chinese there
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Originally Posted by HollyZ32  i look so damn white in all the pics! lol
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08-02-2009, 09:42 PM
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#154 | | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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HAHAHAHAHA
I just saw your sig, you dolt
That is too funny
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08-02-2009, 09:48 PM
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#155 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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You are super slow
That was up a month ago
How now brown cow-wow?
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Originally Posted by HollyZ32 i look so damn white in all the pics! lol
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08-02-2009, 11:42 PM
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#156 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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Im masturbating
While everyones asleep
I cum in my eye
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08-05-2009, 05:52 PM
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#157 | | RS controls my life!
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u guys should switch it up.
instead of 5-7-5, try 3-4-3 or 2-1-2 or something.
awsome thread!
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08-05-2009, 06:50 PM
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#158 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Switch format?
Are you crazy?
That's so dumb!
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Originally Posted by HollyZ32 i look so damn white in all the pics! lol
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08-05-2009, 07:44 PM
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#159 | | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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Originally Posted by -SPiKE- u guys should switch it up.
instead of 5-7-5, try 3-4-3 or 2-1-2 or something.
awsome thread! | Are you not well read?
A haiku is set like that
No, seriously
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08-09-2009, 10:56 PM
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#160 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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It's time to bump it,
This thread that I rarely,
post so here you go
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08-10-2009, 01:12 AM
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#161 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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I forgot this thread
This amazing haiku thread
I will revive this
Stop masturbating
An article proved it so
Fuck, I get cancer
If I get cancer
I don't care cause it is fun
Don't hate, Masturbate
It is two sixteen
Time for me to sleep right now
I must stop posting
Last edited by skyxx; 08-10-2009 at 01:18 AM.
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08-10-2009, 09:06 AM
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#162 | | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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Here are some Masters
Of the old, old art of Haiku
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08-11-2009, 02:39 PM
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#163 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Printing business cards
Moo dot com seems to be good
Can someone chime in please?
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Originally Posted by HollyZ32 i look so damn white in all the pics! lol
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08-11-2009, 03:11 PM
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#164 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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That is not Haiku
You were close but no cigar
But good attempt though
Moo dot com is good
Ask Matsuda and Mana
They have both used it
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08-27-2009, 11:22 PM
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#165 | | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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My friend bought a car
Named it "Black Betty," 'tis true
I name mine "LOLvo"  | |
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09-06-2009, 06:12 PM
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#166 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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I raced a Lexus
It raped my honda cvic
But it's an SI!!?!>!
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10-16-2009, 02:42 PM
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#167 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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Can barely believe
How much win has been posted
I read this whole thread?
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nabs - Brianrietta are you trying to Mindbomber me? using big words to try to confuse me
jasonturbo - Threesomes: overrated - I didn't really think it was anything special, plus it was degrading, marching to the bathroom to fart all that semen out
Babykiller - And next to that, there's a little dot called a period. It's not the stuff you eat out of your sisters gash, it's a handy little tool for breaking up sentences so they don't look like nonsensical retard garbage. | |
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10-16-2009, 05:14 PM
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#168 | | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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This thread you must read
Twice, thrice, the times you will see:
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10-16-2009, 05:49 PM
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#169 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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Pacific Standard
Ooops Time does not fit that line
I miss Vancouver
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nabs - Brianrietta are you trying to Mindbomber me? using big words to try to confuse me
jasonturbo - Threesomes: overrated - I didn't really think it was anything special, plus it was degrading, marching to the bathroom to fart all that semen out
Babykiller - And next to that, there's a little dot called a period. It's not the stuff you eat out of your sisters gash, it's a handy little tool for breaking up sentences so they don't look like nonsensical retard garbage. | |
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10-17-2009, 03:19 PM
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#170 | | フルコンボ
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My car will not start
It has been towed to North Van
Now I have to bus.
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10-17-2009, 03:54 PM
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#171 | | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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At the mercy o'
TransStink and its proletar-
-iot chariot
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10-18-2009, 08:10 PM
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#172 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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The rain still falls down hard
My fucking socks are damn wet
In my god damn shoes
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10-18-2009, 08:45 PM
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#173 | | フルコンボ
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i ate too much food
it was some korean food
now i cant study
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10-18-2009, 09:34 PM
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#174 | | ~~
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i like ur domo
wherever did u get it?
refridgerator
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10-18-2009, 09:37 PM
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#175 | | ~~
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Originally Posted by roastpuff Printing business cards
Moo dot com seems to be good
Can someone chime in please? | i ordered ten cards
with a pick up line on each
yay for free shipping
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