Absolute, completely Random Thoughts Thread(Brain Sneezes)
 

I did however see a thread like this in relationship forum, but there is nothing relationship about this thread...

While watching tv, i happen to catch an old commercial for ivory soap. 99.44% pure.

applying that purity to Revscene, 55.393 members, means just about 310 not so pure members...i wonder who's on that list.

Yes that was completely a random thought...

i can't help if i like to take monthly showers...

my random thought: is there such thing as a schizophrenic deaf person? like do they hear voices...

random thought ...

this is more a random question

why do people get 'pruny' when they stay in the shower too long

^ It's just the pruny look though. We're absorbing water for that to happen anyways.

I had a wet dream last night about a girl I hate.

...cept I kinda enjoyed it.

why am I always the go-to person for when chicks break out of relationships? i mean the sex is great but the wining is not

why is it that people are oblivious to the most obvious things?
does everything need to be labelled?

there's a good solution for that: go to her place to fuck.

that way, you won't have to worry when she's gonna quit complaining and just leave.

unless she's complaining during the sex, then just tell her to shut the fuck up.

if I was "hitting on her" and she liked it, does this mean she likes physical abuse?

^^ FUCK YOU Zhang Fei lol

fuck the dentist, i dont wanna go tmrw, i cant sleep early. Im hungry too

should i join the air force......

yes

who invented the redbull vodka?

:lol wtf?

the person that didnt want to pass out from drinking excessively.


the person that does EXACTLY the opposite of the warnings on the can.

stolen! can't remember which webcomic though.

Yup, you're only supposed to have 2 a day max, and not combine with any alcohol. idk how long the people who do 5+ jager bombs every friday night are gonna last.

Am I so truly lame that I'm home on a friday night lurking on RS and FB? Probably.

^you can call me, we'll hook up. woohoo :ratedb:

another random thought..

When a drunk person says he's not drunk, everyone would assume he is drunk! So what if a sober person says he's drunk? Would everyone think he is not drunk?

that's why man invented this ....

http://theballwhisk.files.wordpress....nk-webbing.jpg

Why does my brother freak out when I have long nails while holding a Dasani bottle?

actually, it isn't. but good to know others think like me

^ I think it was Cyanide and Happiness