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07-28-2009, 11:07 PM
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#1 | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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1) your car?
2) your computer / laptop? (local files, not #10)
3) your game console?
4) your wallet?
5) your closet?
6) your shaver?
7) your cell phone / SMS?
8) your balls, your ass crack, your nipples?
9) your highschool year book?
10) your RS, facebook, hotmail, myspace, friendster, ebanking account?
11) your fridge?
12) your mail?
13) your garbage bin, which might contain what you did last night
14) your washing machine
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07-28-2009, 11:19 PM
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#2 | Director of RS Cares
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my diary
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07-28-2009, 11:32 PM
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#3 | I don't get it
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used to be my computer for long unsupervised periods for fear of her discovering things she shouldn't be finding, browsing history etc. Not too worried about files, as I have nothing worth hiding on my comp.
thanks to google chrome's incognito mode tho, i can rest easy |
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07-28-2009, 11:45 PM
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#4 | Banned (ABWS)
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my car
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07-29-2009, 12:00 AM
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#5 | My name is Michael. J. Caboose, and I hate BABIES!
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phone. I have things in there no one needs to see =o
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Originally Posted by STATUS105 IF I FIND YOU
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07-29-2009, 01:16 AM
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#6 | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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if she wants to touch my asscrack, she can do whatever floats her boat.
but if she wants to use it, whatever that means, no.
other than that, nothing in anything mentioned above.
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07-29-2009, 02:10 AM
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#7 | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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My RS and Facebook along with personal hygiene items such as toothbrushes and shavers.
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07-29-2009, 03:05 AM
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#8 | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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my car
-i mean she can touch it when she is sitting in it, no driving, maybe one day when i'm really really drunk but that day has not come. oh and after i wash the car doors are to be open with the handle ONLY do not touch any other part of the car and leave fingerprints that goes for gf and any other human being, family or watever no exception.
my fb or any important online shit with a password
-too much at stake if the relationship goes haywire
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07-29-2009, 05:39 AM
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#9 | Banned (ABWS)
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my golf balls
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07-29-2009, 08:35 AM
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#10 | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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For me, it is dictated as such:
Anyone who has any kinds of interpersonal relationship with ballpeenhammer, regardless female or male, interpersonal, sexual or romantic, may and will never have access to the following items:
1. Any part of the front driver's area of his vehicle. There will be no starting, driving or shifting, messing with the steering wheel, fucking with the pedals or sitting in the driver's seat of the vehicle. In the event Ballpeenhammer is incapacitated and cannot operate a motor vehicle safely. We can all take the mothafuckin cab.
2. Anything with a password. That means hotmail, fb, twitter, myspace, banking, credit card and even BPH's tsn.ca blog account. Same goes with any type of granny tranny donkey porn site BallPeenHammer may have.
3. Keys. You will never get his keys. Ever. Restraining orders are no good when the person being restrained can still come in your place while you sleep.
Many have tried, all have failed.
Such are the laws of BPH, as it is written.
__________________ FS: 2 10" INFINITY SUBS IN BOX W/ PHOENIX GOLD XENON 1200.1 AMP, 1.5 FARAD CAPACITOR - 9/10
FS: CAVI/SUNFIRE ECOTEC 2.2L OEM ENGINE PARTS
(CAMS, HEAD, VALVE COVER, BLOCK, AIR BOX, ETC ETC) FS: OEM CAVALIER/SUNFIRE SEATS - 9/10.[/SIZE]
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07-29-2009, 10:30 AM
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#11 | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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^ nice
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07-29-2009, 10:32 AM
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#12 | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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Originally Posted by BallPeenHammer For me, it is dictated as such:
Anyone who has any kinds of interpersonal relationship with ballpeenhammer, regardless female or male, interpersonal, sexual or romantic, may and will never have access to the following items:
1. Any part of the front driver's area of his vehicle. There will be no starting, driving or shifting, messing with the steering wheel, fucking with the pedals or sitting in the driver's seat of the vehicle. In the event Ballpeenhammer is incapacitated and cannot operate a motor vehicle safely. We can all take the mothafuckin cab.
2. Anything with a password. That means hotmail, fb, twitter, myspace, banking, credit card and even BPH's tsn.ca blog account. Same goes with any type of granny tranny donkey porn site BallPeenHammer may have.
3. Keys. You will never get his keys. Ever. Restraining orders are no good when the person being restrained can still come in your place while you sleep.
Many have tried, all have failed.
Such are the laws of BPH, as it is written. | That's money...hope your lady read the fine print.
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07-29-2009, 10:48 AM
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#13 | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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Condoms...... |
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07-29-2009, 12:12 PM
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#14 | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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OHHHH the ladies know. LOL
That's why I have their keys, not the other way around.
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FS: CAVI/SUNFIRE ECOTEC 2.2L OEM ENGINE PARTS
(CAMS, HEAD, VALVE COVER, BLOCK, AIR BOX, ETC ETC) FS: OEM CAVALIER/SUNFIRE SEATS - 9/10.[/SIZE]
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07-29-2009, 12:34 PM
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#15 | RS controls my life!
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nothing... everything is open space
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07-29-2009, 02:59 PM
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#16 | S-S-S-SOUL CRUSHER
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No one but me and my machanic gets to drive my car
my cell phone email facebook ect
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07-29-2009, 03:04 PM
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#17 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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my facebook & e-mail
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07-29-2009, 03:11 PM
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#18 | Director of RS Cares
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mr crayon said "another penis"
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07-29-2009, 04:11 PM
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#19 | I am Hook'd on RS
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I fuckin' hate when he's doing me from behind and thinks it's ok to just grab my hair!
Can't stress it enough that it's ok to grab my cock, but never my hair!
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07-29-2009, 05:03 PM
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#20 | My homepage has been set to RS
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Originally Posted by miss_crayon mr crayon said "another penis" | Which you've ALREADY done.
haha kidding..
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07-29-2009, 05:04 PM
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#21 | My homepage has been set to RS
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Originally Posted by fingerbowl I fuckin' hate when he's doing me from behind and thinks it's ok to just grab my hair!
Can't stress it enough that it's ok to grab my cock, but never my hair! |
lolwat/
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07-29-2009, 06:00 PM
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#22 | I keep RS good
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nothing!
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07-29-2009, 06:00 PM
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#23 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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My car ...
She thinks she can drive a stick ... For that matter, she thinks she's a good driver ... Neither are true ... She's completely oblivious to everything around her when she's driving, rides the clutch the entire time, brakes in the middle of the highway when she realizes she's going 20 km/h over the speed limit, etc.
Maybe it's just me, but every woman I know just uses her rear-view mirror to back up. How about your side mirrors or maybe turning your head and body and actually LOOKING where the hell you're going ? Fuck ... My GF's car has so many scratches and dents from doing this, it's not even funny. Do you think she would learn after driving like this for 6 years and me constantly telling her she needs to learn how to back up properly ? No ... because she's a "good driver."
I just got a new car and she was whining at me the whole way home because she wanted to drive it. Then we got into a huge fight when I told her she's never driving my new car because she wrecked the old one (she didn't crash it, or anything, she just beat it up so bad that it wasn't worth me investing any more money into fixing it).
Oh, and she's also not allowed to touch my computers. She constantly wants to use my gaming machine for random stuff when she's over. I bought her an iMac and a Macbook, but with their constant reliability issues combined with their lack of ability to do everything she wants (i.e. play Need For Speed, use my Windows-only colour laser printer), she insists on using my computer. Once again, she always manages to screw something up when she uses it or makes mountains out of molehills snooping through my conversations. End result, she's not allowed to use my computers anymore.
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07-29-2009, 07:12 PM
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#24 | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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1) your car? --> it's awkward letting her drive my SLK and I sitting beside
2) your computer / laptop? --> she can download my mp3, check online, and play Sims 3
3) your game console? --> I don't mind
4) your wallet? --> I don't check hers, she doesn't check mine either.
the rest of them, please stay away
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07-29-2009, 11:01 PM
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#25 | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Originally Posted by fingerbowl I fuckin' hate when he's doing me from behind and thinks it's ok to just grab my hair!
Can't stress it enough that it's ok to grab my cock, but never my hair! | Yea I'm told that too. Oh wait... |
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