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Old 01-04-2010, 05:13 PM   #1
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Auto sales lulz

So I was ooot and aboot today visiting various stealerships because I fell in love with the Genesis Coupe. Wanted to make sure there wasnt something I like more, so I went sales surfing. First visit was to Langley Hyundai where I was met with a salesman with a speech impediment who I could barely understand, but he was a nice enough guy. Unfortunately they didnt have the car I want, so I cruised down the Langley auto strip, and for fun and comparison I stopped into the Wolfe Subaru. I walk into the showroom, and I thought maybe it was closed, since there was absolutely nobody around. I stood there for a minute, not a single person approached me, so I walked around the lot looking to see if they had any STi's, and maybe a salesman, finding nothing, I left my truck in their parking lot and strolled over to Bits'o'sushi across the driveway. I walked in, was actually acknowledged by a sales guy, but alas, he seems like hes a salesfail. I asked him about the Evos, as I know NOTHING about them, and I havent even sat in, let alone driven a base model Lancer. He gave me pricing on the different models of Evos, and I asked if they had any on the lot. He asked this broad that worked there, and she says "Oh, we are getting them on an order sold basis, so we order one when you buy it." I laughed out loud, and said, "Im not paying $40,000 for a car and not driving it first", and walked out of there laughing. I ended up heading over to Surrey Hyundai, and when I got on the lot, I didnt even know if they HAD any Gencoupes. I had to walk around to the BACK of the lot, to find 4 3.8 base and premiums. DO NOT WANT. Walk into the showroom as that place also seemed dead, and was approached by an asian chick who I could barely understand, and she tried to sell me on a car right there. I went along with it, and ended up leaving after about 10 minutes of her trying to get me to put down a deposit. Apparently "I need to sell my truck first" doesnt mean much to sales people. Its about what I expected though. I think I will be buying it from North Shore Hyundai, they dont seem like douche bags. I love car shopping, such a shitty experience.
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Man, can you make paragraphs. It was hard to read.
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if you think buying can be a frustrating experience, try selling them!!!
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Absolute fail, that's unfortunate that you had to experience that
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Man, can you make paragraphs. It was hard to read.
Fuck paragraphs, fail for you.
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if you think buying can be a frustrating experience, try selling them!!!
I was at Cam Clark over the weekend actually.
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tell u something, salesman in North Shore Hyundai, are all douche bags.
my little brother is lot boy there and he know this place and people
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My worst experience was at Richmond Acura, the way they talked to me was horrid as if they were trying to kick me out cause I wasn't chinese and not willing to pay retail.
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lol i remember going to cowell with my cousin to check out the GTI (as he was considering the GTI a while ago). he told the sales that he was deciding between a GTI, IS250, and RX8...the sales actually told him that he himself was so confident with the GTI's ability that he told my cousin to leave, test drive the other two cars before coming back...

we left alright...never went back...cousin ended up with a RX8 haha

(ps. if ur considering gencoup, highly recommend openroad hyundai. dropped over with a friend (mind u we are both 17 year olds) and received excellent service from both the older asian guys and the young white guy)
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I was at Cam Clark over the weekend actually.
I was working this weekend. Were you one of the people I talked to?
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i test drove an 06 civic when they were first released, when we got back to the dealership, first thing he asked me at his desk was "so which colour do you want to order"

i never mentioned anything about buying anything either
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seems like there are quite a few dealerships in town thats shitty as hell with poor customer service
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tell u something, salesman in North Shore Hyundai, are all douche bags.
my little brother is lot boy there and he know this place and people
tell him to quit. i know the people who work there ahha they are nice so if he says they are douche bags tell your brother hes a fruit for working for what he calls douches
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I was working this weekend. Were you one of the people I talked to?
Not unless your some older (55+) fat dude!
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tell him to quit. i know the people who work there ahha they are nice so if he says they are douche bags tell your brother hes a fruit for working for what he calls douches
Yeah, they were pretty damn helpful with me, and my buddy likes them too.
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