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hirevtuner 02-16-2010 06:48 PM

Favourite Simpsons quote of all time
 
List your fav quotes:

Chief Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has no decency, the other day he called me chief piggum

Ms Hoover: Alright kids, now it is time to dissect a worm *ralph raises hand*, yes Ralph?
Ralph: Ms Hoover, the worm went in my mouth and I ate it, can I have another one?
Ms Hoover: there isn't another one, just put your head down and sleep
Ralph: Oh boy sleep, that's when i'm a viking!

ToyotaPowah 02-16-2010 07:17 PM

"Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!"
Homer: "He was a zombie?"

hirevtuner 02-16-2010 07:56 PM

Ralph: hello supernintendo chalmers

Ralph: the doctor said that I wont have so many nosebleeds if I took my finger out of there
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rien 02-16-2010 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by hirevtuner (Post 6820221)
Ralph: hello supernintendo chalmers

Ralph: the doctor said that I wont have so many nosebleeds if I took my finger out of there
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ralph is my favourite!

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p...se-picking.jpg

SleePeR_CrX 02-16-2010 08:16 PM

Whats a battle?

BaoXu 02-16-2010 08:17 PM

Lisa: Wait! Doesn't the Bible say "Judge not, lest ye be judged yeself?"
[The townspeople mutter agreement.]
Chief Wiggum: The Bible says a lot of things. Shove her!!!

nsmb 02-16-2010 08:20 PM

"'Clown college'? Psh... you can't eat that!"

!LittleDragon 02-16-2010 08:31 PM

"Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? Your friends can call you Hoju"

greendb7 02-16-2010 09:49 PM

Homer:

"To start press any key. Where's the "any" key? I see Esc, Catarl, and Pig Up. There doesn't seem to be any "any" key. Wo! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab. (presses TAB) "

3seriesBeeM 02-16-2010 09:57 PM

Homer: heres to alcohol the cause of -------and solution to--------all lifes problems


Ralph: Me fail english? that's unpossible

mr sinister 02-16-2010 11:18 PM

Lenny = White
Carl = Black

SolidPenguin 02-16-2010 11:30 PM

Mr. Burns: Use the open faced club! The sand wedge!
Homer: Mmmm....Openfacedclubsandwedge...

"You dont snuggle with Max Power, you just strap yourself in, and FEEL THE G's!"

"Homer?! Who is Homer?! My name is Guy Incognito."

keifun 02-17-2010 12:35 AM

Homer: Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos


Dr. Nick Riviera: Inflammable means flammable? Ugh, what a country!

raygunpk 02-17-2010 12:46 AM

homer: stupid sexy flanders

HonestTea 02-17-2010 01:03 AM

The episode where the kids are trapped at school "Skinners Sense of Snow".

% Homer and Flanders plan to rescue the children from the snowbound
% school. The two men sit in Ned's Geo, with a section of house roof
% attached to the front serving as a plow blade.

[Homer starts the car]
Ned: Well, I'm all for rescuing the kids, but I wish you hadn't
sawed off my roof.
Homer: My car, your roof; it's only fair.
Ned: But it's my car.
Homer: Well, yeah.
Ned: Hey, whatever happened to the plow from your old snowplow
business?
Homer: I never had a snowplow business.
Ned: Sure you did -- Mr. Plow. You're wearing the jacket right
now.
Homer: I think I know my own life, Ned. [singing] Call Mr. Plow,
that's my name; that name again is Mr. Plow. [drives out
of Flanders's driveway, knocking down his mailbox as he
goes]

AND

Ned: I think we hit something.
Homer: I hope it's Flanders! [laughs, then notices Ned glaring
at him] I'm just kidding. Hey, you're all right.
[playfully punches Flanders on the arm]

FUNNIEST moments EVER IMO :rofl: :rofl:

l2_narain 02-17-2010 01:07 AM

Homer: Hellooo, my name is Mr.Burns. I believe you have a package for me..
Postman: Okay Mr.Burns. What's your first name?
Homer: ...I...don't know.
----
Homer:Great plan Bart!!

124Y 02-17-2010 01:27 AM

Homer: "Hmm...Barney's movie had heart, but 'Football in the Groin' had a football in the groin..."

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/si...olemanFilm.jpg

Shun Izaki 02-17-2010 03:06 AM

"it appears i'm wearing loafers"

trip 02-17-2010 03:38 AM

MY EYES ZEE GOGGLES ZEY DO NUTHIN

!SG 02-17-2010 05:20 AM

from the simpsons movie

referring to the bible (i think it went)

"quick! what does the book say (or tell us to do)"

"This book doesnt have any answers!" (referring to the bible)

achiam 02-17-2010 06:20 AM

How do the berries taste, Ralph?

They taste like... burning! (keels over)

Jsunu 02-17-2010 07:39 AM

Homer: All work and no play makes home go something something...
Marge: Go Crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do @DGSKGOK@OKASFOKOASKD

buddy 02-17-2010 08:01 AM

Homer:

If Bart can be el barto i can be [writes el homo on wall]

Hey! I came here to be drugged, electrocuted and probed, not insulted!

Marge, it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen.

punkwax 02-17-2010 08:02 AM

Groundskeeper Willie to the French class:

"Bonjourrrr you cheese eating surrender monkeys!"

Vansterdam 02-17-2010 08:10 AM

to many good ones to pick a favorite :)


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