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Step one:
Order your popcorn, and if you really don’t give a fuck, some chocolate based candy. For the sake of this tutorial, I’ve selected peanut M&Ms. Warning: Don’t get Raisinets. They’re a disgusting abomination and you’re a terrible person if you like them. Keep your fruit out of my candy.
Actual retail price: $65.00
Step two:
Procede to the butter station and get ready to amaze your friends and get dropped from your health insurance. The key here is to grab a straw (or a few) and insert it at least halfway into the bag.
Resist the urge to take a bump.
Step three:
Now, carefully place the exposed tip directly underneath the butter nozzle and drain that shit.(pause?)
I can't believe it works!
Repeat at a different depths until the theater manager asks you to leave, or you’re until your void of self esteem.
The shit should look like a disco ball.
Step four:
Dump the chocolate covered candy in that mf’er and jam some pieces deep with the butter straw. The occasional butter covered M&M will really cut the saltiness and enable you to pound down more popcorn.
They're called glosettes, muh fukka and they're the shit.
5. Instead of driving or paying to own a car, ride a bike. You'll save money on insurance, repairs and gas. The bike will let you exercise while you're going to places and you'll save time by not having to go to the gym.
Step one:
Order your popcorn, and if you really don’t give a fuck, some chocolate based candy. For the sake of this tutorial, I’ve selected peanut M&Ms. Warning: Don’t get Raisinets. They’re a disgusting abomination and you’re a terrible person if you like them. Keep your fruit out of my candy.
Actual retail price: $65.00
Step two:
Procede to the butter station and get ready to amaze your friends and get dropped from your health insurance. The key here is to grab a straw (or a few) and insert it at least halfway into the bag.
Resist the urge to take a bump.
Step three:
Now, carefully place the exposed tip directly underneath the butter nozzle and drain that shit.(pause?)
I can't believe it works!
Repeat at a different depths until the theater manager asks you to leave, or you’re until your void of self esteem.
The shit should look like a disco ball.
Step four:
Dump the chocolate covered candy in that mf’er and jam some pieces deep with the butter straw. The occasional butter covered M&M will really cut the saltiness and enable you to pound down more popcorn.
At what point does some idiot think he's so clever paying $65 for that shit...
I saw this on another site and tried it, certainly does work! The best time to do it is right after you shave, cause the jeans will also dry the blades.
Have you ever noticed that barbers keep their blades in a solution? Its cause water is the actual enemy to sharp blades, a little corrosion builds up and the blades seem dull. Have you ever noticed a blade got a little better after the first few cuts? That's cause the corrosion has been taken off with the few few cuts.
I don't think I could go 2 years with the same blade, yet if I consistently dry and sharpen them on jeans I can get over a month on a single blade.
22. Do your own oil changes and tire rotations. It's not hard. Simply unscrew the bolt at the bottom of your car and use a large bowl to catch the oil and pour it back into the jugs. Just throw the jugs in the trash. No one will know. To rotate your tires, use your car jack to lift up the middle side of your car so both wheels are in the air.
22. Do your own oil changes and tire rotations. It's not hard. Simply unscrew the bolt at the bottom of your car and use a large bowl to catch the oil and pour it back into the jugs. Just throw the jugs in the trash. No one will know. To rotate your tires, use your car jack to lift up the middle side of your car so both wheels are in the air.
There's a lot of douchebag suggestions in that list.
I remember reading this somewhere, probably 9gag lol.
If you make a fist with your left hand with your thumb on the outside (like it should be, if you've taken any martial arts) and squeeze your thumb against the fist really hard, you won't have a gag reflex. Can be useful
speaking of which, it isn't really a life tip or anything but if you clutch something (like one of those thick sharpies) in your fist, you can punch a lot harder. learnt that when i took martial arts when i was younger. not sure if it's common knowledge or what
I remember reading this somewhere, probably 9gag lol.
If you make a fist with your left hand with your thumb on the outside (like it should be, if you've taken any martial arts) and squeeze your thumb against the fist really hard, you won't have a gag reflex. Can be useful
This shit does not work. I was at the dentist and did this when they tried taking my xray. Shit got me gagging like a pornstar.
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