son of a bitch i think i got pink eye..
 

well 1 of my eyes is red when i woke up and had slight bit of guck around it.. any reccomendations of what to do to cure it? also i have some Patanol .1% from perscribtion long time ago, will this cure it?

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Amazing eh?

Cure For Pink Eye

Pink eye is often a minor condition that will resolve itself without the intervention of a doctor or medications. A warm, damp washcloth pressed lightly on the eye,

can be beneficial to remove dried discharge from the eye when it accumulates (generally first thing in the morning). However it is important to note, that the face cloth should be immediately washed and used on only one eye due to the highly contagious nature of pink eye.

Another simple procedure for treating pink eye is to leave it alone, don’t rub, scratch or touch the infected area, wash hands frequently and limit contact with other people. Children who contract pink eye should be kept out of school until the infection is resolved. When pink eye becomes painful or intensely irritating medical intervention should be sought.

Wash your hands next time you go poop :thumbsup:

RS shouldn't have to teach you this, OP!

Haha... hopefully you got this sorted out. One of my friends farted on my other friend's pillow with his bare ass. Don't think he got pink eye though.

i think i got it from sratching my eye to much due to allergies or something..

...with dirty hands....

....from poop...

...from fingering your mother...

....or should i say fisting....

Go see your doctor. They'll write you a prescription for Chloramphenicol eye drops.
If it gets more severe, it'll feel like you have an eyelash stuck in your eye. What it actually is though, are the bacteria eating into the inside of your eyelid and forming an ulcer.

this post was posted a while back, my eye healed in like a few days... maybe it was just realy red from itchin it like crazy.... i was joking by the way about the other post dont take it seriosuly.

What you mean you didn't fist R's mom in the ass? damn!

i did!

But... R's mom is like.. 84 years old

No one fisted my mom, but everyone fisted phucmang's mom. Everyone had a go at her, I guess phucmang was teary eyed at how good his mom was and rubbed his eyes.

win.

sorry to break the bad news but that was Rs mom not mine... grandmas need lovin too..

... from your dirty hands...

well. you caught me good.

^^ keke