My Mom Found a Girl in my Bed
 

It happened way, way back. When I was 17?

Early one morning I had to take a piss. I was supposed to take my mom to work. I told the girl to stay in bed till I got back. Well, for whatever reason, my mom went into my room to see if I was awake. I heard screams. The girl grabbed her clothes and took off half naked out the back door. My mom was frazzled and didn't know what to do. The girl was a white chick, too. My father was out of town, but my mom never told him.

Ah, the shit I put my mom through. Apparently, my mom told some of her friends about it, like she was proud of the fact I was boinking a white girl. Weird, I tell ya.

Just be careful where you hide your girls, LOL.

How is this the least bit humorous?

Don't join the trolls! :p

don't disrespect the king motherfucker.

best one up to till now

Becuase it really happened and my mom's reaction was......... well, you had to be there.

This,

His age is about three of these users combined :rofl:

It would've been pretty humorous had it been posted consecutively I guess.

Out of all people, I wouldve expected 89blkcivic to be the last one to post this kinda crap :lol:

haha got to admit, having asian parents, i can actually picture the reaction of not only catching a girl in the bed; but, a white chick he he.

LOLLLL word

Anymore parodies?

i was thinking about making a masturbating one... but thats similar to the porn stash :/

So, revscene copypasta?
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3091/...deb143e041.jpg

she was surprised because she probably thought you were gay

^ :rofl:


They didn't even have cell phones back in those days............. "Here, babe, let me take a shot of you lying next to me, naked in my bed so I can prove to a bunch of teenagers 36 years from now I was doing you. I want to post it up on a thing called a forum that's on some shit called the um, Internet." Right.

^lol 36 years

i see you trollin' old man :troll:

why don't you marry her

There are girls you have fun with and there are the girls you can marry.

Like the song goes, "The kind you don't take home to motha." (Superfreak - Rick James).

cool story dude

danned, you must not watch Jersey Shore - maybe she was a Rhinoceros and 89blk was like Vinnie....hahha

Holy crap, 36 years ago...that means you were in your teens when land yachts (Caprice, LeSabres) and econoboxes (Civic, Corollas) were new - cool. Platforms and bell-bottoms much? lol

At least now I know your real age. Can't say I was far off from what I thought.

89blkcivic is the man!

this is likely a true story

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