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09-13-2010, 11:52 PM
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#1 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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| My Mom Found a Girl in my Bed
It happened way, way back. When I was 17?
Early one morning I had to take a piss. I was supposed to take my mom to work. I told the girl to stay in bed till I got back. Well, for whatever reason, my mom went into my room to see if I was awake. I heard screams. The girl grabbed her clothes and took off half naked out the back door. My mom was frazzled and didn't know what to do. The girl was a white chick, too. My father was out of town, but my mom never told him.
Ah, the shit I put my mom through. Apparently, my mom told some of her friends about it, like she was proud of the fact I was boinking a white girl. Weird, I tell ya.
Just be careful where you hide your girls, LOL.
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09-13-2010, 11:55 PM
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#2 | | I wish I was where I was when I wished I was here
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How is this the least bit humorous?
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09-13-2010, 11:58 PM
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#3 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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Originally Posted by hchang  How is this the least bit humorous?
Don't join the trolls! | don't disrespect the king motherfucker.
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09-13-2010, 11:58 PM
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#4 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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best one up to till now
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Originally Posted by hk20000 I went up to a cute chick and asked her if she'd let me take a photo of her for $30 she slapped me, she said to me that "I AIN'T A WHORE!"
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09-14-2010, 12:01 AM
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#5 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Originally Posted by hchang How is this the least bit humorous?
Don't join the trolls! | Becuase it really happened and my mom's reaction was......... well, you had to be there.
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09-14-2010, 12:01 AM
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#6 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by hchang How is this the least bit humorous?
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Originally Posted by 1exotic don't disrespect the king motherfucker. | Quote:
Originally Posted by ae101 best one up to till now | This,
His age is about three of these users combined 
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Originally Posted by RX_Renesis wtf did she get some bolt-on titties or what?
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09-14-2010, 12:03 AM
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#7 | | I wish I was where I was when I wished I was here
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It would've been pretty humorous had it been posted consecutively I guess.
Out of all people, I wouldve expected 89blkcivic to be the last one to post this kinda crap  :
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09-14-2010, 12:05 AM
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#8 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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haha got to admit, having asian parents, i can actually picture the reaction of not only catching a girl in the bed; but, a white chick he he.
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09-14-2010, 12:14 AM
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#9 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Originally Posted by hchang How is this the least bit humorous?
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Originally Posted by 1exotic don't disrespect the king motherfucker. | LOLLLL word
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09-14-2010, 12:22 AM
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#10 | | Banned (ABWS)?
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Anymore parodies?
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09-14-2010, 12:29 AM
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#11 | | I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant!
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i was thinking about making a masturbating one... but thats similar to the porn stash :/
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09-14-2010, 01:25 AM
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#12 | | Ready to be Man handled by RS!
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So, revscene copypasta?  | |
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09-14-2010, 01:29 AM
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#13 | | No Duplicate Accounts Allowed
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she was surprised because she probably thought you were gay
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09-14-2010, 01:37 AM
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#14 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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09-14-2010, 04:52 AM
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09-14-2010, 05:07 AM
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#16 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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They didn't even have cell phones back in those days............. "Here, babe, let me take a shot of you lying next to me, naked in my bed so I can prove to a bunch of teenagers 36 years from now I was doing you. I want to post it up on a thing called a forum that's on some shit called the um, Internet." Right.
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
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Dirty look from MG1 can melt steel beams.
"There must be dissonance before resolution - MG1" a musical reference.
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09-14-2010, 06:11 AM
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#17 | | My name is PJ and I like dogs.
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^lol 36 years
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09-14-2010, 06:27 AM
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#18 | | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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09-14-2010, 07:04 AM
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#19 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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why don't you marry her
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09-14-2010, 07:24 AM
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#20 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Originally Posted by danned why don't you marry her | There are girls you have fun with and there are the girls you can marry.
Like the song goes, "The kind you don't take home to motha." (Superfreak - Rick James).
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
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Dirty look from MG1 can melt steel beams.
"There must be dissonance before resolution - MG1" a musical reference.
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09-14-2010, 07:33 AM
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#21 | | Banned (BBM)
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cool story dude
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09-14-2010, 07:41 AM
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#22 | | Head of HR....have a seat on that couch
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danned, you must not watch Jersey Shore - maybe she was a Rhinoceros and 89blk was like Vinnie....hahha
Holy crap, 36 years ago...that means you were in your teens when land yachts (Caprice, LeSabres) and econoboxes (Civic, Corollas) were new - cool. Platforms and bell-bottoms much? lol
At least now I know your real age. Can't say I was far off from what I thought.
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can we stop, my pussy hurts...
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fliptuner, I am gonna grab ur dick and pee in your face, then rub shit all over my face...:lol
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haha i can taste the cum in my mouth
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09-14-2010, 07:46 AM
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#23 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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89blkcivic is the man!
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09-14-2010, 07:55 AM
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#24 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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this is likely a true story
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09-14-2010, 08:22 AM
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#25 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by raygunpk this is likely a TROLL story | .
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