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Old 11-24-2011, 07:43 PM   #1
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I have an embarrassing health issue that I would like to ask. I currently possess an extremely large, extremely itchy anal fissure protruding from my rectum tissue, or "chocolate starfish," as some like to call it. How do I supress such an irritating and invasive protuberance without causing it to burst and become even larger or have it swell so much that I cannot even sit down without constantly scratching it with my smelly fingers?

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on topic : why not ask your doctor....
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Old 11-24-2011, 08:20 PM   #3
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isn't that what preparation-h is for?
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Old 11-24-2011, 10:18 PM   #4
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Looks like you're gonna have to nip this problem in the butt. Rectify the issue or get corn holed for a long time.
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Hahahahahah 'chocolate starfish'

Why not ask your doctor instead of here?
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Old 11-28-2011, 02:19 AM   #6
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Shitty deal bro....:S good luck!
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Old 11-28-2011, 06:48 AM   #7
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god damn. How do these things even occur? Keep hearing these things IRL and in internet. Didn't realize its so common. Hell even the Jap shit video in the NSFW section has like 5 girls with that problem.

must be a pain in the ass
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Old 11-28-2011, 06:55 AM   #8
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must be a pain in the ass
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Tbh, i still dont even know what OP is talking about. I just seen 'chocolate starfish' and nearly shit myself.
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Tbh, i still dont even know what OP is talking about. I just seen 'chocolate starfish' and nearly shit myself.
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OP has an "extremely large, extremely itchy anal fissure protruding from my rectum tissue"

seems like a sticky situation he's gotten himself into....or itchy rather
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On a more serious note possibly a hemroid. Preperation H or see your doctor.
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