Messed Up Dreams Thread

[Vansterdam]

[CP.AR]

I dreamt the night before that I won the lottery (BC49... of all things)
I also clearly remember that my lottery ticket was all zeros

[Obsideon]

The most vivid dream I've ever had was quite a few years back but I can still remember it, I usually forget all my other dreams by the time I roll out of bed

Anyways speaking of messed up dreams...
So I was sitting at home reading the newspaper when this ad caught my eye, they were looking for physically strong, fit and active applicants to live in a huge castle and write a review to see if it would be the next super-arena sports theme park (yeah weird). It is situated on some remote island. Flight and all expenses covered by the company. Also a huge paycheque after the 1 week trial.

Apparently I wasn't the only one that saw the ad because when I got off the plane and got to the gate of the castle walls there was a mile long line-up. It was starting to look sketchy because the "staff" attendants working there were all wearing masks and long robes, didn't talk much and when they did they all sounded like Darth Vader. The castle itself looked pimped out and there were some hot babes in the line-up so I stayed.

So we all eventually got into the castle, it was all fun and games for the first couple days... until they revealed there would be Competition games, guests against staff. We thought it was a cool idea. The staff took off their equipment to reveal that they are actually talking, walking PIGS!... like wild boars with tusks, all over 6 feet tall and very muscular ... (WTF moment right there lol) The first day of events was an obstacle course & jousting duels. What we did NOT know was that shit was gonna get real serious, real fast. The events were hardcore, as in tightrope walking over a pit of molten rock, cage fights to the death against a pack of lions, etc. So needless to say most of the guests were getting scared shitless. Everyone was crying and whining to leave the castle grounds but any attempt to escape were met with arrows to the knees by the wall guards.

We found out through the grapevine that this place was actually a "training ground" for the warpigs, who are preparing to launch a war campaign against the human race. (This is a dream so a lot of "Why" questions were never answered ... but apparently they fight with Medieval weapons only ... spears, pitchforks, bow & arrows, etc ... even though they have the technology of modern day to fly us over in a Boeing747) So they invited strong humans to come to the castle to fight against them, the weaker pigs will lose and die, the strong ones will survive until the day of the war.

Then on day 7 of the "trial" ... they held true to their word and told us we may all leave. IF we can survive run down the hill towards the river bank because they said they claim they can't swim with hooves for feet so they will not follow us in.
So on that afternoon all the remaining humans gathered at the top of the bank with the pigs lining up midway down the hill with maces and all sorts of melee weapons in hand.
On the count of 3 we all zerg rushed down the hill attempting to overwhelm the pigs by sheer momentum and numbers, but we were getting clubbed and cut down by the masses. Only a few paltry dozen survived past the line of slaughter and made to the river edge. We were so happy!

We waded into the river and true to their word, the pigs stopped following us into the water... but instead they started laughing, a deep evil laughter... we were all puzzled ... then I started to hear someone scream and one of the humans were pulled under the water! One by one they were falling in, ending up in pools of blood! There were some sort of maneating fish monsters in the water!!... but we couldn't go back to shore or we would get crushed by the warpigs!... so we did the only other thing we could think of, everyone started swimming like mad towards the other side of the river bank! ... then in the middle of the river there was a bunch of barbwires!... a bunch more got caught in the wires ... only 3 of us survived to the other side! We ran towards the castle gates, at the gates there were 2 more guards but they weren't aware of our presence. We scaled the wall from the inside, and jumped down on top of them, one of us got speared by the other guard but we took them down. Only 2 of us left, we saw a Limousine (another wtf moment) drive up to the gate and some random dude driving it told us to get in, so we did!... then we were ripping it down some random highway in the middle of a desert?!... and ... umm ... I think I woke up at that point ... LOL!

[RESN]

Originally Posted by ilovebacon

dreams are whack. most of the time when i wake up from a dream i couldn't remember shit all. but i remember when i was younger i had nightmares about chinese vampires hopping around trying to find me.. shit was scary...

yo i had the same dream when i was a kid

[b0unce. [?]]

my most recent fucked up dream was going car bombing with jafar from aladdin. after we demolished a huge chunk of the city, he turned his back on me and killed me as i hopped in my car to head home.

[MG1]

Originally Posted by E-ternal-3

^ yo dawg, I heard you like to dream. So I put a dream inside your dream with another 2 dreams in the trunk where you cant even sleep.
x-ception

But seriously I had a dream like that recently. Cant even remember what was happening but I pissed myself and woke up.... luckily I was still dreaming. Then I REALLY woke up......

Ah..... nested dreams.

One dream that keeps coming up for me is when the brakes on the car fail. Not completely gone, but cannot stop. Glazed pads or brake fade.

Of course, I'm going down a very long and steep hill.

I'm scraping parked cars to slow down and looking for places to turn into to go uphill.

[Verdasco]

just had a dream where i fucked a chick that looked like my ex

[mb_]

I don't remember what my dream was about but when I woke up my foot had a cut and the wall had a dent

[hypercube]

2 days in a row I dreamt I was fapping
mind has been playing tricks on me since I went on dat dere no-fap-March

[MG1]

Originally Posted by hypercube

2 days in a row I dreamt I was fapping
mind has been playing tricks on me since I went on dat dere no-fap-March

wet dreams?

[J89]

reoccurring dream:

I was falling into large large GEARS, slipping in between the cracks and land in a sandy pit area.

I'm always wearing white in my dreams.

I walk into a room with a dark sky(no roof), green table in the center of the room, green walls and 1 cup of tea.

I usually drink it and wake up.

For the past however long I remember it my dream ends there.

Today for the first time my dream continued 0__0


After that scene in my dream, i'm somewhere else looks like home but it isn't really like my house. I open the door and my house is really high up. Elevated on a large snow bank..I look down and the water is all emerald green.
Feeling was euphoric as hell.

Than my fucking alarm woke me up for work -__-

[twitchyzero]

Originally Posted by hypercube

2 days in a row I dreamt I was fapping
mind has been playing tricks on me since I went on dat dere no-fap-March

teh 7even?:tosd:

[hypercube]

Originally Posted by MG1

wet dreams?

nope, i dreamt I was looking at porno and fapping and had this feeling of guilt after. But when I woke up boxers werent wet or anything

Originally Posted by twitchyzero

teh 7even?:tosd:

??? Im :noob:

[punkwax]

I have a buddy who was recently in a terrible accident. He's home now and on the mend but he'll never be the same... dreamt the other night he committed suicide as a result of this... fuck I layed awake from 3 - 6am. Can never remember the champ 3some dreams, but ones like this stay with me..

[tamazoid]

I don't usually recall my dreams. But I hate it when my dream feels so real, after when I wake up and realized it was just a dream I feel all disappointed!

And the deja vu dreams are trippy!

[BaoTurbo]

Originally Posted by Ikkaku

and when you wake up, your entire body jumps

then you go back to sleep after

[bobbyhill]

-awkward as ****
-start working out
-not so awkward
-zyzz is my inspiration
-presentation again
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-get confident
-my turn
-i get up there
-start shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-teacher says I can start anytime
-I start off with "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
-"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
-girls start laughing
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
-minor concussion
-teacher thinks I was on drugs
-classmates call my zeezprah
-nickname eventually turns into zebra
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since high school

[Nightwalker]

I dreamt today that I was doing a shell conversion starting with a Civic base and my buddy had it all cut down to the floor pan. Reading the epicly awesome thread in import chat got in my head lol.

Also dreamt that I met members from another forum. Weird.

[punkwax]

Had this dream several times, I'm back in highschool and cant remember my locker combo or block order.

[Vansterdam]

zombie apocalypse dreams are the best

[Nightwalker]

Originally Posted by Nodnarb

Had this dream several times, I'm back in highschool and cant remember my locker combo or block order.

Same here with the block order actually! I always forget what classes I have or when they're supposed to be. Never had the locker combo problem though.

[604pt]

Recently had one where I was back in elementary and my friends and I were screaming, "hot lunch!" not awesome but feeling like a kid again was priceless haha.
I've had the block order one as well LOL.
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[Gumby]

I'm surprised nobody else has posted this:

I have 1 re-occurring dream (more like nightmare): I'm writing an exam and I don't know anything. FUCK I hate exams!

I've been out of school for 10+ years...

[rk604]

I had a dream that I was woody from Toy's Story riding the R/C car. Man it was so awesome that I was actually sad when i woke up. This was waaaaayy back during Toy Story 1 or 2...Had the dream a couple times a week. I was definitely --->

[!e.lo_]

I once had this really really fucked up dream. And I woke up, remembered it all, so grabbed my laptop and typed it all out. I have it saved. It's a really really long read though...

I just skimmed through my writing and it involved swords, rollercoasters, castles, warriors and demons... and a riced out bmw 8-series... yea....