Shit My S/O Says As we all know, in relationships, a lot of things are said. Some are really funny and some are just fucked up. Share some of your stories, could be something you, an ex, current S/O or even your friends & their S/O's said in relationships/during dating. Let's have some fun with this :) I'll start. text from bf #1: "man, i wish there was a app where i could send you scents." *5 mins pass, smiling thinking bf wants to send flowers* text from bf #2: "because you have to smell my pits right now, it's like major B/O." LOOOOOL!! That's love :fullofwin: |
him: "in 10 seconds you are going to have 175 pounds of love floppin' on you" |
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on par with.. bf: "it's only rape if you forget to yell surprise first" LOL WTF !!! gf was like WHO ARE YOU hahahaha fuck |
ex gf: "I want to have 2 boyfriends. If I get into a fight with one, then I can go to the other one and vice versa" "My brother's dick is long, skinny, and he has no pubes" :suspicious: ............ |
^ HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S FUCKING GROSS :lol |
"i love you" :alone: jk, inb4someonecallsmeamoodkiller |
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i said that in a sarcastic way.... LOL |
"no I'm not interested sorry ... stop it, no! EWW GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEP! PUT THAT AWAY OMFG SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE THIS GUYS AFUCKING PERV!" Closest I ever got to finding true love .. after a short stint in jail and meeting big ruth .. well .. ive said too much. |
SO: "You mean it's not Dark Vader? but he's on the dark side..." |
stop fuckin pinching my meat! |
"If you ever come for another bitch i'll kill you." (During sex) very scared. |
At a pub, Gf: "Hi, we would like to order a pitcher of cocaine." Me: "wtf?" :seriously: Waitress: :denied: Me: "you mean kokanee?" :rukidding: She rarely drinks... |
Watching a fucking movie at home her:"who is that? why did he do that? when did he get that? BLAH BLAH BLAH" me:"just watch and you'll find out!...see? only had to wait 30 seconds for the movie to explain for yOU!" watching a movie in the theatrs her:"............." me:"............." AFTER THE MOVIE her:"i dont get it, can you explain it to me? why did that person do this to that" we have been together for 8 years next month(and still very much in love) , i think i deserve a klondike |
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LOL!!! she's implyin you the man, bro! :fullofwin: ego boost :accepted: |
at home and gf goes to take a piss and she opens the door to my room to see me with my pants down. me: " can you suck my penis please? it would make him super happy" her: :denied: " nope" me: :okay: LOL |
what's an acute angel? |
him: removing tile backsplash. haven't broken one. me: am i getting a play-by-play today? him: No. I guess not. |
him: babe i'm going to fart me: *eye roll* ugh him: *farts* ohh yea me: ewwwww him: hehehe us: hug and kiss |
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real love holllaaaaa! |
*sees pictures of interesting or cute food/activities on facebook/instagram* "omg thats we're gonna do/go that tmrw" |
"can i paint your nails?" LOL |
^"Can i pluck your eyebrows? It wont hurt!" gts |
exgf: "why didnt you tell me you got a new girlfriend? if i ever see your new gf im going to punch her in the face" lol |
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