MindBomber | 11-24-2012 05:51 PM | Fuck, this thread confused me.
Like a good noob, I searched and found an explanation in the archives though.
I'd hook up everyone else who's confused, but Hypa said... Quote:
Originally Posted by OriginalHypa Only Jason00S2000 and his ladyfriend 450hpSupra are allowed to quote 43ma.
JDMCivic was waxin' the tits, but then he bought a Smart for 2, and suddenly became gayer than that dude with the Porsche (not Marco). | So instead, I'll just quote Jason. Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason00S2000 Well, I had just smoked 10 joints, drank a 40 of Jack, and I was flooring it while doing a HUGE line of meth off this tranny's ( I didn't know, I swear ) titties.
I just got out of jail now. They took my license and now I'm up on DUI charges. I really need a lawyer. My warning to the rest of you, don't drink and drive. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason00S2000 No, this is no joke. I was drinking and when I had the accident my pants happened to be down as well. It really is something I am ashamed of. Like I said earlier, please, do not drink and drive. I have lost my license, dignity, and I may be going to jail. I may have resisted arrest a little bit as well as I have assault against a peace officer as a charge too. I really don't remember much and my lawyer urges me to keep quiet about this, however, I believe typing this out also helps my memory. If any of you were at Swedish Touch earlier and may have remembered my Supra parked out front and perhaps remember when / where I got the 40 oz of Jack Daniel's please let me know. I plan to sue whomever sold me / gave me that bottle as I was already very intoxicated before I had that extra bottle, and they should've never sold it to me. I'm guessing it may have been the cold beer and wine store by the Granville street bridge, or maybe the one near 4th and Burrard. I'm really not sure.
40ozma | You're a fucked up dude, Jason.
I'm unmatched in my unwavering pretentiousness in regards to literature, but I might actually buy your book when its out. |