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Old 05-05-2013, 11:39 PM   #101
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^ Is it frowned upon to use CL to find a class 5 driver to help you learn how to drive?

If not, is it frowned on to want a volunteer and not pay for the service?
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Old 05-06-2013, 12:43 AM   #102
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^ Is it frowned upon to use CL to find a class 5 driver to help you learn how to drive?

If not, is it frowned on to want a volunteer and not pay for the service?
"Needs a PRO driver. Likes bubble tea. Oriental. Female. Learners. Surrey." IMO it sounds like LG bait but then something is really fishy about this ad
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Old 05-06-2013, 12:59 AM   #103
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Old 05-28-2013, 12:54 AM   #106
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Old 06-03-2013, 10:03 AM   #107
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1985 Nissan Pick-Up Truck LOW LOW KMS!
Up for sale or trade is my 1985 Nissan Pick-up truck. It was owned by an older gentleman who rarely drove it so it only has a whopping 126,885 original kms! It's barely even broken in as these trucks can easily go to 400,000 - 500,000 kms. It's a 5 speed, 4 cyl, King cab, in royal blue colour.

Everything runs and drives perfectly. Brakes are good, clutch is good. The truck needs nothing. It even has the original radio and rims. You could get collectors plates on it if you wanted. It's never been in an accident and looks like it's been babied and stored inside it's whole life. I got it to simply go back and forth to work, but now I am in need of a bigger truck with 4x4. So I am open to all trade offers if you have something like that.

The truck also comes with an extra set of 15" chrome rims that aren't in the picture. It rides rougher with them on so I took them off as I prefer a smooth ride.

Call or email if you want to come and take a look: 1-604-309-0914 (Please don't send lowball texts or emails.)

Is he sirious,i had 2 of them,and even in the best condition over the trucks are not worth more then 2k

P.S Maybe the chrome rims that he mentioned are worth 3.5k...
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Old 06-08-2013, 12:04 AM   #108
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yes I will help you to choose a nice strapon and maybe, maybe, maybe, you could try it on me!
i have no idea what this is guy is doing, seriously its always a good laugh when u read the cl dating part
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Old 06-11-2013, 11:25 PM   #112
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You may have noticed this little van on Craigslist over the past little while. It is not a lemon. I lent it to my friend because he was down and out, going through a rough time. Well, I guess things were worse than I thought because he had stooped so low as to attempt to sell my van and forge my signature. As he was showing it a cop rolled by and noticed he had it on the street with no insurance so he impounded it. Then the genius let it sit in the tow yard for three weeks and did not tell me about his scumbag manoeuvre. I found out because the tow yard sent me a bill for 450 dollars. Its a great little van. I put new Michelins on it last year, new front callipers and rotors in the front. It has captains seats and the headliner has a compass built in. It has 260,000 km and the engine runs like a top. It shifts great. Where I work bought me a new van thus the reason to get rid of this. No more lending it out to friends. And he is not a friend anymore obviously.
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Old 06-12-2013, 12:27 AM   #113
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We just listed our townhouse a week ago. Our realtor put links to the MLS listing on Kijiji and Craigslist - IN the proper section... within a day, CL was showing "This posting has been flagged for removal."

WTF, Craigslist, WTF??
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Old 06-12-2013, 12:52 PM   #114
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maybe someone wants to get rid of competition
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Old 06-16-2013, 06:59 PM   #115
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Hi, my fiance and i are pregnant and we are both getting sick of paying rent to live in a noisy apartment building where they don't fix anything. We are looking to get out of the hole apartment scene and get into a condo !!! We need someone knowledgeable and who can answer questions without having to get back to us !! We are currently paying $750.00 a month to rent a small 1 bedroom apartment in Maple Ridge and we would like to find something for less than what we are paying now. We are looking for a rent to own or to find a mortgage broker that can work with us. Are current situation is we are on BC Disability Benefits. We want to find something that is child and cat friendly, easy going, good neighbourhood, and we want to rent to own. We don't have any savings, no credit cards. We need something with no down payment. Too be honest and just get it out there we have bad credit and we don't have anyone that we can rely on but ourselves. The ministry is currently paying $750.00 to our landlord each month which we feel is just money going out the door each month, hence the reason we want to move and one day be able to own !! We would like our rent to be less than what we are paying now because with our current situation, we have to pay out of our living expenses for rent when that money should be going into buying food. We are open to living in any city. We would prefer a 2 bedroom suite with a bit of a view and a balcony. Low strata fees and easygoing management. We are party and drug free. non smoking so we should be easy to accommodate. We would also like to find something with a pool and weight room if possible. If you feel that you want to take us on, work with us to the end, right up to moving day, then please send me an email with what you think you might be able to do for us !!

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Old 06-16-2013, 07:06 PM   #116
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HAHAHA, this is what's wrong with society. These motherfuckers feel so entitled. That $750 a month is going out the door each month.....

I'd like to throat punch this guy and his wife.
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Old 06-16-2013, 07:49 PM   #117
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That has to be the best post ever.

Who in their right mind would even go near that? That just screams Chernobyl.
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Old 06-16-2013, 08:45 PM   #118
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I flagged it for best of.
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This is not a fail. This is pretty funny.

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Hey geeks--Insert your male connector into my software

You geeks fuck better than jocks any day. So if your two external storage devices are signalling to your CPU that it's time to commence a data upload, consider inserting your male connector into my software. Of course the fit most likely won't be perfect at first, so you'll need to withdraw and re-insert hundreds, perhaps thousands of times until connectivity is achieved, my circuitry goes into an infinite loop, your motherboard overheats, my loud speakers start spewing out filthy garbage, your hard drive motor spins out of of control, and all your hundreds of millions of 1's and 0's start overflowing my data receptacle. I'm a 1987 model year with parts made in Asia and North America. I interface well with models from any continent, as long as you perform regular maintenance on your equipment, have a solid state chassis, and pack lots of RAM! Send me some technical specs and Visio diagrams if you want to move this functional design document into full production mode. End of message.
best of craigslist: Hey geeks--Insert your male connector into my software
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Old 06-21-2013, 04:44 PM   #122
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Hey kid, I have your Fart Can "Performance" muffler

Hey kid, I have your Fart Can "Performance" muffler - $15 (Surrey)

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"This Performance Muffler (And not called a "fart can" as your lesser-informed neighbours may call it) will make you the envy of every 16 year old boy, 40 year old man-boy who lives with his parents, and glassy-eyed teenage girls, your friends and family will love you eternally when you put this shining symbol of manhood on your ride. With a whopping 5-inch outlet and a massive eight-inch diameter , coupled with a total lack of internal baffling, nobody will be able to say your car does not perform! By sound alone, you will be able to proclaim, "Look at ME, I'm a MAN!!" (Unless you are a girl, in which case you may proclaim "I am WOMAN, hear me ROAR!!" With triple-polished space-age Stainless Steel construction, it will outlast even the finest econo-box hot hatch, provided it is mounted securely. WARNING: improper mounting and falling off on the side of the road not covered under limited zero-mile warranty.
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Ok, i want a mechanically running FD or R32 paint can be bad no damage please. IDC about mileage seriously 300km still running great idc.

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Open to:
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I'm from WA.
I want you to cross the border or meet me at it.
If you were to cross, just tell the patrol that your just visiting and bring a homie with another car to cross back.

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