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Old 07-21-2013, 12:46 PM   #126
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really what that says is, "I want to pay someone to be nude in my house. I also want to pay someone to clean my house. I cannot afford both."
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Old 08-03-2013, 09:45 AM   #128
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^$2000 for that honda civic? In blonde colour? I'll take it.
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Old 08-03-2013, 11:36 AM   #129
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Someone text and say if she's the girl on the right of the pic, you're interested
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Old 08-03-2013, 12:15 PM   #130
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Old 08-03-2013, 01:08 PM   #131
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nah man, she's racked up too many miles.
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Old 08-06-2013, 02:02 PM   #132
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A guy posted this as a warning to others:

SCAM Re: $650 / 2br - 2 Bedroom Condo - Downtown (Langley,bc)
Here is the email response I received from a Victor Mendez..

I must confess that I am very new in this landlord business. However, My name is Victor Mendez, I own the apartment located at (5294 204 Street, Langley, BC V3A 1Z1). Due to my job as a missionary worker, I spent less time in Canada so I could not get a hold on any Realtor to handle this rent issue, although it was when I knew how long we are going to stay in UKRAINE that I decided to rent out the apartment and i will be here for (3-4 years).. However, the initial plan was to sale out the house. Which I tried, but sometimes the agents inflates the prize and it takes longer to sell i am telling you this in case if you find the house on another website, that is the old advert. because of this reason and more we need rental agreement with a responsible person (With good credit) that can take very good care of it as we are not after the money , but want it to be clean and for you to take of it as if it were yours The rent is $650 For this 2BR/2BAth/. Air Conditioner Dishwasher Walk-in Closet Refrigerator Vaulted Ceilings Washer/Dryer Cable etc...

RENTAL APPLICATION FORM
FULL CONTACT NAME?
OCCUPATION?
RESIDENTIAL HOME ADDRESS?
YOUR CELLPHONE NUMBER?
YOUR HOME PHONE NUMBER?
YOUR WORKPLACE NUMBER?
WHAT TIME IS THE` BEST TIME TO REACH YOU?
AGE & MARITAL STATUS?
OWN A PET?
OWN A CAR?
HOW MANY PEOPLE SHALL RESIDE IN THE PREMISES?
ANTICIPATED MOVE IN DATE?
REFERENCE?
HOW SOON CAN YOU MAKE THE RENT PAYMENT?
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Application Comment
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Please make sure this questions are fill correctly because the best way you answer with your comment will impress me the more to accept your applications. The keys and documentation including an Authorization letter to be shipped to you Once the First Month rent is paid, Its a 24hrs delivery shipping process once payment is made.
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Old 08-06-2013, 03:51 PM   #133
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fliptuner, I am gonna grab ur dick and pee in your face, then rub shit all over my face...:lol
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Old 08-06-2013, 06:16 PM   #134
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Old 08-07-2013, 10:25 PM   #135
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lol...they are listed in the "tools" section.

Yes, I guess they are a tool.
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Old 08-15-2013, 06:54 PM   #137
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Adult baby from New Jersey looking for a mommy

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Old 08-15-2013, 08:00 PM   #138
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^ wondering how you stumbled across that makes me understand your new epeen status
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Old 08-15-2013, 09:04 PM   #139
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His Mom must be really desperate to help her son if she created this Craigslist ad:

Mom Getting Son Laid WIN EPIC FAIL .COM : #1 Source for Epic Fail and Fail Pictures, Fail Videos, and Fail Stories

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Old 08-17-2013, 07:58 PM   #140
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I am a barber student at London school and need to practice men's hair cuts as well as straight razor shaves. If you are interested, you can email me or contact me at 604-935-7775.

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While we're at it, Free couch for $50
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Old 08-17-2013, 09:10 PM   #142
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Some of you know what desk this is.....

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can we stop, my pussy hurts...
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Posts that start "RE:" on CL are must-reads.

There was a few people discussing a job on CL, and I weighed in, and almost immediatly get an e-mail from the proprietor of a local private course threatening a lawsuit for defamation based on my posting my opinion about the cost and course material he provides.

Ironic as my opinion wasn't so bad, but after getting threatening e-mails(side note, can everyone, EVERYONE that makes the threat, "I'll get your IP address and find you" please actually understand what they are saying?) it really proved the rule.
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Old 09-29-2013, 09:23 AM   #146
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Posts that start "RE:" on CL are must-reads.

There was a few people discussing a job on CL, and I weighed in, and almost immediatly get an e-mail from the proprietor of a local private course threatening a lawsuit for defamation based on my posting my opinion about the cost and course material he provides.

Ironic as my opinion wasn't so bad, but after getting threatening e-mails(side note, can everyone, EVERYONE that makes the threat, "I'll get your IP address and find you" please actually understand what they are saying?) it really proved the rule.
Link to said thread so Justice Squad can unload on him?
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Old 09-29-2013, 09:40 AM   #147
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Some of you know what desk this is.....

Free Birch Ikea Desk

Why don't you enlighten those of us that don't spend our entire lives on the web?
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Old 09-29-2013, 09:52 AM   #148
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The model of desk is the Jerker. You can draw your own conclusions as to why you might not want the chair. :P
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I googled "birch ikea desk", images showed same desk, clicked it. It's called the Jerker.. which is a funny name for a computer desk.. cuz.. y'know.
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