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maybe the February rent was overdue and he was having troubles kicking her out...
Nicely done, but I will not stand for these Oscar Pistorious jokes any longer. Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic! Too many Oscar Pistorius jokes already. Trying to come up with a new one is like taking a shot in the dark.
"A chicken crossing the street is poultry in motion"
Lets break this down.
I go to bed with my girlfriend.
I wake up and girlfriend isn't beside me.
Someone is in the bathroom.
A) My girlfriend got up and went to the bathroom
B) She has magically disappeared and a violent intruder had to take a shit after he killed her and robbed me, while making no noise or evidence of a struggle.
Its obviously B. Time to get my gun and start firing blindly.
Sounds much more like an accident than murder.......Anyone could make that mistake.
Unfortunately there Is a different set of rules for the rich and famous, complete bullshit.
The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place... and I donīt care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently, if you let it. You, me or nobody, is gonna hit as hard as life. But ain't about how hard you hit... It's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward... how much you can take, and keep moving forward. Thatīs how winning is done. Now, if you know what you worth, go out and get what you worth. - Rocky Balboa