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Sperm used as moisturiser by Chinese teenager (in UK) 3 line summary: Boy sends bottle of sperm to girl as love token. Girl thinks it is facial moisturiser. Boy gets arrested. Sperm moisturiser: Girl in Cameron Diaz Something About Mary moment | Metro News This one is so full of win I dun even know what to say... :facepalm::fulloffuck::lawl: |
Guess you could say... She didn't see that one cumming... Posted via RS Mobile |
Or he came on a bit strong... :troll: |
cum on guys... no need to get excited |
Wow! Now thats a real sticky situation. |
A bottle :) whaha. He must love her :p lol Posted via RS Mobile |
so u telling me she got a Facial .. |
These nuts on yer chin Posted via RS Mobile |
I HEAR A BUKAKAI OR SOME THING LIKE THAT..... :troll: Posted via RS Mobile |
who's to say it wasn't skin "cream" :badpokerface: New Study Reveals Sperm Has Surprising Anti-aging Effects | Work + Money - Yahoo! Shine :troll: |
dem rs jokes hahaha |
so um... Did the "moisturizer" work/help enhance her beauty? :pokerface: Posted via RS Mobile |
Was he fapping into the bottle while looking at a picture of the girl? :bowjerk: The guy should work at a sperm bank. :troll: |
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The fact that the news story called it "sperm" (ie the actual cells that are in the semen) kind of has me questioning the validity of this story. |
i've been helping chicks look younger since i was 13 |
It's gonna be really hard to rub this sticky situation out from your past... |
"rub it in, it'll clear up yo skin...." literally. :lawl::lawl::lawl: |
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