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Old 06-10-2013, 11:53 PM   #26
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didn't know tongues could be used on a mouse, LOL.
fingers can.

nipples neways...wat is with those fuck'n asians! i mean you would think they've never seen a dentist in their life. are dentists really that rare over there in ricey ricey and? looks like they're star trek ferrengi rejects! fuck'n have broken glass for teeth! goddaymn! and the smell....did a rat crawl in there and shit itself then marinate in its own shit as it decayed?ewwwwwwwwww! i swear...if one of those ferrengi asian girls gave head...when u pull the dick out it looks like it went thru a meat grinder! prolly shaved off a few slices of meat! *shudder*
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Old 06-11-2013, 12:05 AM   #27
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I used a combination of my fingers and my tongue


I should let my girlfriend know
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don't let her know, just do it.
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Old 06-11-2013, 12:12 PM   #30
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r u guys cheating to get top scores.. lol like setting your scroll speed to max?? lmao
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Old 06-11-2013, 12:48 PM   #32
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i got 24 seconds, and i felt like i cheated. lol my mouse can scroll at ridiculous speeds.
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I have a Logitech MX Revolution. I have to slow my scrolling down cause if I hit 88 mph i'll generate 1.21 jigawatts and go back in time.....again.
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Old 06-12-2013, 06:11 PM   #34
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I have a Logitech MX Revolution. I have to slow my scrolling down cause if I hit 88 mph i'll generate 1.21 jigawatts and go back in time.....again.
lol, did you use the hyper-fast scroll??
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Old 06-17-2013, 10:31 PM   #35
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logitech hyper-scroll ftw

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