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DanHibiki 08-19-2013 08:04 PM

'Ghostbuster' arrested for conducting exorcism with penis
 
Loooool

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A self-proclaimed “ghostbuster” was arrested in Guangzhou, Guangdong Province after he charged a young woman 20,000 yuan ($3,279) to exorcise the ghosts in her vagina with his penis.

Police arrested Huang Jianjun on August 1 after the woman, A Xin, called police one day after having sex with Huang, reported the Southern Metropolis Daily.

A Xin, a spice shop employee, consulted Huang after hearing he could advise her how to attract her boss, whom she had a crush on.

The two agreed to meet at a hotel room, where Huang asked her to strip naked and lay on the bed for an examination.

Huang then convinced A Xin to have intercourse after explaining that ghosts in her vagina are preventing her boss from falling in love with her - ghosts he could only catch with his penis. Huang explained that he had sacrificed his virginity for the exorcism.

Huang later told authorities he had long lost the ability to have an erection due to diabetes.
http://www.globaltimes.cn/content/804623.shtml#.UhLqZ6a9LCR
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k3lv 08-19-2013 08:11 PM

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-conte...012/12/smh.gif

punkwax 08-19-2013 08:22 PM

I guess you could have called that a.. spirited affair. :ifyouknow:

BoostedBB6 08-19-2013 09:19 PM

I play this game at home....this guys is messed up for doing this, but this woman is even more messed up for being convinced by some dude that he can get ghosts out of her pussy with his dick.

Common sense.....what the hell happened to it?

dinosaur 08-19-2013 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by k3lv (Post 8303933)

Time to watch Encino Man! :fullofwin::fullofwin:

stewie 08-19-2013 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by dinosaur (Post 8304000)
Time to watch Encino Man! :fullofwin::fullofwin:

rad mobile! rad mobile!

but yeah...that girl is dumber than a brick...maybe I should find a way to contact her and let her know that the only way to supress and push those demons deep inside of her and never think of them again is with the plunging capabilities of my penis...since she got taken advantage of the first time...we'll call this one free of charge.

jeedee 08-19-2013 09:37 PM

:lawl:

Iceman-19 08-19-2013 09:50 PM

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/65....6b_4730234.jpg

pingu81 08-19-2013 09:52 PM

http://www.justsaypictures.com/image...gonna-carr.jpg

Not really racist! 08-19-2013 10:01 PM

http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/v...jordan-lol.gif

murd0c 08-19-2013 10:05 PM

I guess he was trying to prove Slimer is real!!

Verdasco 08-19-2013 11:03 PM

inb4 jayare with the misc gif :lawl:

ShadowBun 08-19-2013 11:38 PM

lol some people....

kunoman1 08-19-2013 11:53 PM

Is her first name A o.0

DanHibiki 08-20-2013 12:26 AM

I bet after he cums in her he'll claim the white stuff coming out of her pussy is the ghosts lol.
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BaoTurbo 08-20-2013 12:57 AM

14 posts and no one said in 4 pics of girl. Seriously am I on the right webpage? Come on Revscene :seriously: lol jk.




On a serious side note.....in 4 pics of girl :troll:

2 n r 08-20-2013 08:18 AM

Well, she's probably ugly as fook if she thinks she needs her snatch exorcised in order to get a man
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Gumby 08-20-2013 08:33 AM

How did he have sex with her if he can't have an erection? :confused:

stewie 08-20-2013 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Gumby (Post 8304240)
How did he have sex with her if he can't have an erection? :confused:

Used a splint.

Two Popsicle sticks and tape :p
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xpl0sive 08-20-2013 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Gumby (Post 8304240)
How did he have sex with her if he can't have an erection? :confused:

he's asian, she didn't notice a difference :lawl:

dinosaur 08-20-2013 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by stewie (Post 8304255)
Used a splint.

Two Popsicle sticks and tape :p
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must be a shower, not a grower.

hotjoint 08-20-2013 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by xpl0sive (Post 8304278)
he's asian, she didn't notice a difference :lawl:

LMFAO

Iceman-19 08-20-2013 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by dinosaur (Post 8304406)
must be a shower, not a grower.

Wrong way around, and neither applies to small asian penis.

dangonay 08-20-2013 06:20 PM

Who came in here thinking this was about one of the real "Ghostbusters" getting caught?


BoostedBB6 08-20-2013 06:25 PM

I exorcised a demon spirit last night, sadly this will be a life long process as the demons often return after a day or two.....sometimes 2 or 3 times in a single day. But I am determined to rid these demons from that pussy!


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