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'Ghostbuster' arrested for conducting exorcism with penis
A self-proclaimed “ghostbuster” was arrested in Guangzhou, Guangdong Province after he charged a young woman 20,000 yuan ($3,279) to exorcise the ghosts in her vagina with his penis.
Police arrested Huang Jianjun on August 1 after the woman, A Xin, called police one day after having sex with Huang, reported the Southern Metropolis Daily.
A Xin, a spice shop employee, consulted Huang after hearing he could advise her how to attract her boss, whom she had a crush on.
The two agreed to meet at a hotel room, where Huang asked her to strip naked and lay on the bed for an examination.
Huang then convinced A Xin to have intercourse after explaining that ghosts in her vagina are preventing her boss from falling in love with her - ghosts he could only catch with his penis. Huang explained that he had sacrificed his virginity for the exorcism.
Huang later told authorities he had long lost the ability to have an erection due to diabetes.
http://www.globaltimes.cn/content/804623.shtml#.UhLqZ6a9LCR Posted via RS Mobile
but yeah...that girl is dumber than a brick...maybe I should find a way to contact her and let her know that the only way to supress and push those demons deep inside of her and never think of them again is with the plunging capabilities of my penis...since she got taken advantage of the first time...we'll call this one free of charge.
How did he have sex with her if he can't have an erection?
__________________ Do Not Put Aftershave on Your Balls. -604CEFIRO Looks like I'm gonna have some hot sex again tonight...OOPS i got the 6 pack. that wont last me the night, I better go back and get the 24 pack! -Turbo E kinda off topic but obama is a dilf - miss_crayon Honest to fucking Christ the easiest way to get a married woman in the mood is clean the house and do the laundry.....I've been with the same girl almost 17 years, ask me how I know. - quasi
I exorcised a demon spirit last night, sadly this will be a life long process as the demons often return after a day or two.....sometimes 2 or 3 times in a single day. But I am determined to rid these demons from that pussy!