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11-07-2013, 07:33 AM
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#1 | Banned (ABWS)
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I have noticed a pattern lately:
1. Take girl out for dinner and drinks, have a ton of fun, maybe dance with her or party with her after, meet up with some friends
Sex chance is around 50%, her or my place
2. Have a girl over and make her dinner, small talk, watch some netflix and cuddle
Sex chance around 25%
3. Have a girl over and make her dinner, small talk, watch some Sons of Anarchy and cuddle
Sex chance 100%
Give it a try guys, women go wild watching this show. They watch one episode and get hooked, halfway through the 2nd episode they are always, always wanting the d
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11-07-2013, 07:55 AM
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11-07-2013, 07:59 AM
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If you have a female over, watching tv/movie on the couch and cuddling and you are only getting sex in that situation only 25% of the time, you're doing something wrong. That should be a 100% getting laid rate.
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11-07-2013, 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted by 7seven If you have a female over, watching tv/movie on the couch and cuddling and you are only getting sex in that situation only 25% of the time, you're doing something wrong. That should be a 100% getting laid rate. |
Oops, I meant that if we're watching anything but Sons of Anarchy it is like 25% that she will get horny during another show, putting on SoA means that it is 100% likely she will. Often we'll start watching something else and she won't get randy, but if I put on SoA the girl is ALWAYS wanting to bang, fast!
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11-07-2013, 08:17 AM
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its probably just you getting horny over the soa guys
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11-07-2013, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted by multicartual Oops, I meant that if we're watching anything but Sons of Anarchy it is like 25% that she will get horny during another show, putting on SoA means that it is 100% likely she will. Often we'll start watching something else and she won't get randy, but if I put on SoA the girl is ALWAYS wanting to bang, fast! | It's your job to make the moves and get her horny and has nothing to do with what you are watching at the time....
Sounds like someone needs to work on their game...
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11-07-2013, 08:48 AM
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get a turbo...
100% secks evertim!
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semi srs
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11-07-2013, 08:52 AM
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Turbo works wonders.
+1 turbo
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11-07-2013, 10:48 AM
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Just dab on some sex panther. 60% of the time it works every time.
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11-07-2013, 10:51 AM
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much game, so wow
strong thread OP
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11-07-2013, 10:53 AM
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this only works in surrey
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11-07-2013, 11:28 AM
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When dating sex is so easy to get it's a matter of how many times in one day it's going to happen the real challenge is getting it once you're married. Honest to fucking Christ the easiest way to get a married woman in the mood is clean the house and do the laundry.....I've been with the same girl almost 17 years, ask me how I know.
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11-07-2013, 12:42 PM
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You should get an soa vest with Vancouver on the back and wear it to local bars and strip clubs. Then update us on how much poon you're getting. Posted via RS Mobile |
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11-07-2013, 01:11 PM
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11-07-2013, 01:14 PM
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I've never needed a tv show to get laid.
I don't get this thread
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11-07-2013, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by vitaminG You should get an soa vest with Vancouver on the back and wear it to local bars and strip clubs. Then update us on how much poon you're getting. Posted via RS Mobile | saw a SURREY one on a SOA hoody not to long ago |
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11-07-2013, 01:51 PM
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11-07-2013, 01:51 PM
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#18 | all day, everyday
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who dafuq needs tv and cuddle to get sex?
if you're with someone they should be focused on you and vice versa...not thinking about that star in their heads when they're with you...unless of course you're thinking about asa akira
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11-07-2013, 01:55 PM
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#19 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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cuddling usually leads to sex
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11-07-2013, 01:58 PM
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#20 | all day, everyday
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sorry jsales you are correct, I meant in addition to tv
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11-07-2013, 02:00 PM
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just ask right away " Can I hit that? " i bet you it will work...
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11-07-2013, 02:03 PM
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Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?
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11-07-2013, 02:40 PM
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Also depends on the girl. Doesn't always mean you're in the wrong. Posted via RS Mobile |
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11-07-2013, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by quasi When dating sex is so easy to get it's a matter of how many times in one day it's going to happen the real challenge is getting it once you're married. Honest to fucking Christ the easiest way to get a married woman in the mood is clean the house and do the laundry.....I've been with the same girl almost 17 years, ask me how I know. | Too damn funny! Quoted in my signature.
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11-07-2013, 02:59 PM
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wut?
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