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Old 11-07-2013, 07:33 AM   #1
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Sons of Anarchy and dating

I have noticed a pattern lately:


1. Take girl out for dinner and drinks, have a ton of fun, maybe dance with her or party with her after, meet up with some friends

Sex chance is around 50%, her or my place


2. Have a girl over and make her dinner, small talk, watch some netflix and cuddle

Sex chance around 25%


3. Have a girl over and make her dinner, small talk, watch some Sons of Anarchy and cuddle

Sex chance 100%


Give it a try guys, women go wild watching this show. They watch one episode and get hooked, halfway through the 2nd episode they are always, always wanting the d
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Old 11-07-2013, 07:59 AM   #3
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If you have a female over, watching tv/movie on the couch and cuddling and you are only getting sex in that situation only 25% of the time, you're doing something wrong. That should be a 100% getting laid rate.
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If you have a female over, watching tv/movie on the couch and cuddling and you are only getting sex in that situation only 25% of the time, you're doing something wrong. That should be a 100% getting laid rate.

Oops, I meant that if we're watching anything but Sons of Anarchy it is like 25% that she will get horny during another show, putting on SoA means that it is 100% likely she will. Often we'll start watching something else and she won't get randy, but if I put on SoA the girl is ALWAYS wanting to bang, fast!
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its probably just you getting horny over the soa guys
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Oops, I meant that if we're watching anything but Sons of Anarchy it is like 25% that she will get horny during another show, putting on SoA means that it is 100% likely she will. Often we'll start watching something else and she won't get randy, but if I put on SoA the girl is ALWAYS wanting to bang, fast!
It's your job to make the moves and get her horny and has nothing to do with what you are watching at the time....

Sounds like someone needs to work on their game...
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Turbo works wonders.

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Old 11-07-2013, 10:48 AM   #9
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Just dab on some sex panther. 60% of the time it works every time.
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much game, so wow

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When dating sex is so easy to get it's a matter of how many times in one day it's going to happen the real challenge is getting it once you're married. Honest to fucking Christ the easiest way to get a married woman in the mood is clean the house and do the laundry.....I've been with the same girl almost 17 years, ask me how I know.
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You should get an soa vest with Vancouver on the back and wear it to local bars and strip clubs. Then update us on how much poon you're getting.
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I've never needed a tv show to get laid.

I don't get this thread
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You should get an soa vest with Vancouver on the back and wear it to local bars and strip clubs. Then update us on how much poon you're getting.
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saw a SURREY one on a SOA hoody not to long ago
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who dafuq needs tv and cuddle to get sex?

if you're with someone they should be focused on you and vice versa...not thinking about that star in their heads when they're with you...unless of course you're thinking about asa akira
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sorry jsales you are correct, I meant in addition to tv
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just ask right away " Can I hit that? " i bet you it will work...
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Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?
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When dating sex is so easy to get it's a matter of how many times in one day it's going to happen the real challenge is getting it once you're married. Honest to fucking Christ the easiest way to get a married woman in the mood is clean the house and do the laundry.....I've been with the same girl almost 17 years, ask me how I know.
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