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Old 11-28-2013, 08:22 PM   #1
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Man sells one of his testicles for a 370z

So a man in Las Vegas sold one of his testies to buy a brand spanking new 370z....

apparently the going price for one nut is 35k

I guess the only question is to you folks is that would you ever sell one of your meatballs for a car? hell, would you even sell one of your nuts for 35k?

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Old 11-28-2013, 08:42 PM   #2
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Nut or Z, hard choice

That article makes me shiver a bit lol
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That article makes me shiver a bit lol
how'd you get your 370?
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Old 11-28-2013, 09:00 PM   #5
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Timpo could sell both of his nuts and buy a used GTR.
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Props to this guy. As many people are willing to make the bold statement "I'd sell my left nut for *insert material object here*..." This guy actually had the balls (or rather, ball) to live up to the claim.
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sell left nut to get 370Z
develop low testosterone
get prescribed testosterone
save up, start working out, get jacked and drive a 370Z

... brb smashing girls 30 years younger than me and driving them home in my 370Z
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maybe for a limited production exotic like the F1/F40/Enzo/Zonda/NSX-R...im talking about 1 of 2 kidneys...not 1 of 3 nuts










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Testicle(s)>money>370z
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for SoA fans, I guess half sack owns a 370z now

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uh........? who pays 35k for a used testicle???????????
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Timpo could sell both of his nuts and buy a used GTR.
No he coudnt. They'd need to be fully developed first
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maybe for a limited production exotic like the F1/F40/Enzo/Zonda/NSX-R...im talking about 1 of 2 kidneys...not 1 of 3 nuts
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I remember hearing that if u lose a nut, the remaining nut will work twice as hard to produce sperm

That being said, I couldn't do it for 35k

Ot: how much does sperm sell for these days, I got loads of it
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That being said, I couldn't do it for 35k

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This guy was on an episode of "Extreme Cheapskates" that I watched recently and doctors told him he's not a good candidate for the research studied that would replace one of his balls. He does these research studies to get money and free check ups.
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Watched that the other day.

Dr. said he wasn't an ideal candidate cause his testosterone level was too low and he had too much estrogen (hence his moobs). Approved him for testosterone increasing meds though.
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Old 11-29-2013, 03:49 PM   #22
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f40, sure. 370z? If I'm that desperate for one I'll go for a little run on the rigs for a couple months, or worst case scenario, maybe get a fucking loan?
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Old 11-29-2013, 04:33 PM   #23
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whats left to sell if you forgot to request for some options after the fact?
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Old 11-29-2013, 09:15 PM   #25
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