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multicartual 04-23-2014 10:50 PM
Rockstar accountant
 
Yo I got some tax probz anyone know a rockstar accountant?


Apparently cocaine isn't a deduction WTF

twitchyzero 04-23-2014 10:53 PM
why are you asking a bunch of 9-5 peasants for an answer?

multicartual 04-23-2014 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by twitchyzero (Post 8460666)
why are you asking a bunch of 9-5 peasants for an answer?

Because they know order

I only know chaos

westopher 04-23-2014 11:42 PM
Can't coke be considered a business expense? File it under miscellaneous.

Autorice 04-24-2014 12:01 AM
no receipts = can't deduct.

Shorn 04-24-2014 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Autorice (Post 8460689)
no receipts = can't deduct.
You're just going to the wrong dealers.. Not high end enough. The good ones take credit card
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vafanculo 04-24-2014 12:42 AM
You gotta ask Lester
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multicartual 04-24-2014 01:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by westopher (Post 8460685)
Can't coke be considered a business expense? File it under miscellaneous.

Porn totally affects your brain long term, I've needed drugs to stay somewhat sane still

multicartual 04-24-2014 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Shorn (Post 8460694)
You're just going to the wrong dealers.. Not high end enough. The good ones take credit card
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I bought a spitball before and it wasn't actually that bad

murd0c 04-24-2014 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted by multicartual (Post 8460665)
Yo I got some tax probz anyone know a rockstar accountant?


Apparently cocaine isn't a deduction WTF
You shouldn't be taxed on your casino winnings from your gambling addiction tho?

tiger_handheld 04-24-2014 07:09 AM
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Originally Posted by multicartual (Post 8460665)
Yo I got some tax probz anyone know a rockstar accountant?


Apparently cocaine isn't a deduction WTF
claim it as medical expense

Soundy 04-24-2014 07:33 AM
The Most Outrageous Tax Deductions

Euro7r 04-24-2014 07:34 AM
Might as well try to claim disability tax credit that you are mentally retarded.

604STIG 04-24-2014 07:38 AM
How about hookers?

lowside67 04-24-2014 07:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Euro7r (Post 8460750)
Might as well try to claim disability tax credit that you are mentally retarded.
Might not be too hard to support that claim these days...

Hot Karl 04-24-2014 08:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Euro7r (Post 8460750)
Might as well try to claim disability tax credit that you are mentally retarded.
solid post. would recommend. 5 stars.

white rocket 04-24-2014 08:53 AM
My wife is a CPA (actually a CA before they amalgamated CA's and CGA's) and is a rockstar but doubtful she would want to sign off on your return.

Try H&R Block, they love that kinda stuff :ilied:

4444 04-24-2014 09:50 AM
even though i think you're a tool, pm me your qu

Manic! 04-24-2014 11:07 AM
You need the accountant version of Saul.

http://www.gimmedigital.com/wp-conte...ul-620x350.jpg

multicartual 04-24-2014 11:49 AM
Bwahaha almost spit out my coffee!!!

Soundy 04-24-2014 12:22 PM
Awesome Saul is awesome!

hchang 04-24-2014 01:34 PM
I went to dollar store bought receipts and filed it under entertainment
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slicrick 04-24-2014 07:06 PM
stupid 9-5 peasants they better at least consider 302 + T5 a vaild deduction

TOS'd 04-24-2014 07:18 PM
I'm 8-4 tho.
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multicartual 04-25-2014 02:01 AM
Yeah when people talk about their T4 I'm like "T4? T5!"


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