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04-23-2014, 10:50 PM
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#1 | Banned (ABWS)
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Yo I got some tax probz anyone know a rockstar accountant?
Apparently cocaine isn't a deduction WTF
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04-23-2014, 10:53 PM
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#2 | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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why are you asking a bunch of 9-5 peasants for an answer?
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04-23-2014, 11:08 PM
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#3 | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by twitchyzero why are you asking a bunch of 9-5 peasants for an answer? |
Because they know order
I only know chaos
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04-23-2014, 11:42 PM
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#4 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Can't coke be considered a business expense? File it under miscellaneous.
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04-24-2014, 12:01 AM
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no receipts = can't deduct.
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04-24-2014, 12:15 AM
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#6 | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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Originally Posted by Autorice no receipts = can't deduct. | You're just going to the wrong dealers.. Not high end enough. The good ones take credit card Posted via RS Mobile |
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04-24-2014, 12:42 AM
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You gotta ask Lester Posted via RS Mobile |
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04-24-2014, 01:03 AM
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#8 | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by westopher Can't coke be considered a business expense? File it under miscellaneous. |
Porn totally affects your brain long term, I've needed drugs to stay somewhat sane still
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04-24-2014, 01:15 AM
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#9 | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by Shorn You're just going to the wrong dealers.. Not high end enough. The good ones take credit card Posted via RS Mobile |
I bought a spitball before and it wasn't actually that bad
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04-24-2014, 06:35 AM
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#10 | In RS I Trust
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Originally Posted by multicartual Yo I got some tax probz anyone know a rockstar accountant?
Apparently cocaine isn't a deduction WTF | You shouldn't be taxed on your casino winnings from your gambling addiction tho?
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04-24-2014, 07:09 AM
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#11 | MiX iT Up!
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Originally Posted by multicartual Yo I got some tax probz anyone know a rockstar accountant?
Apparently cocaine isn't a deduction WTF | claim it as medical expense
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04-24-2014, 07:33 AM
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#12 | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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04-24-2014, 07:34 AM
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Might as well try to claim disability tax credit that you are mentally retarded.
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04-24-2014, 07:38 AM
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How about hookers?
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04-24-2014, 07:39 AM
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#15 | Old School RS
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Originally Posted by Euro7r Might as well try to claim disability tax credit that you are mentally retarded. | Might not be too hard to support that claim these days...
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04-24-2014, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Euro7r Might as well try to claim disability tax credit that you are mentally retarded. | solid post. would recommend. 5 stars.
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04-24-2014, 08:53 AM
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My wife is a CPA (actually a CA before they amalgamated CA's and CGA's) and is a rockstar but doubtful she would want to sign off on your return.
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04-24-2014, 09:50 AM
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#18 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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even though i think you're a tool, pm me your qu
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04-24-2014, 11:07 AM
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You need the accountant version of Saul.
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04-24-2014, 11:49 AM
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#20 | Banned (ABWS)
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Bwahaha almost spit out my coffee!!!
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04-24-2014, 12:22 PM
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#21 | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Awesome Saul is awesome!
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04-24-2014, 01:34 PM
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#22 | I wish I was where I was when I wished I was here
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I went to dollar store bought receipts and filed it under entertainment Posted via RS Mobile |
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04-24-2014, 07:06 PM
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#23 | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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stupid 9-5 peasants they better at least consider 302 + T5 a vaild deduction
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04-24-2014, 07:18 PM
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I'm 8-4 tho. Posted via RS Mobile |
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04-25-2014, 02:01 AM
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#25 | Banned (ABWS)
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Yeah when people talk about their T4 I'm like "T4? T5!"
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