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By "classic," of course, I mean appalling garbage...
Ladies and gentleman, the three most popular sportbike-themed movies I could remember in the brief amount of time I spent planning this thread...
Year : 2003
Starring : Laurence Fishburne (why???)
Budget : $24m
If you haven't seen this film, don't. If you have, I apologize for reminding you about it. Clearly an attempt to bank some dollars based on the success of The Fast and the Furious, this film would bore even the most squid-like 16 year old.
"I'v got enough heart to prove you aren't half the man you think you are." SIGH
Year : 2004
Starring : Ice Cube
Budget : $40m
This film, allegedly, was from the producer of TFATF, SWAT and XXX. Unfortunately he didn't get a budget for this one and his star was Ice Cube who was basically playing the same role he plays in every movie, Ice Cube... *insert Ice Cue grimace*
Cool As Ice
Year : 1991
Starring : Vanilla Ice
Budget : $6m
Vanilla Ice stars as a rapper who travels from city to city performing. Naturally, he and his crew ride on motorbikes. Something happens, he falls in love with a girl, tells her to "Drop that zero and get with the hero." Blah blah blah.
BYYYYY the way ... I'll add this ... if somebody pirates your movie, posts it on YouTube and you as the studio don't even bother to take it down... it basically acknowledges that you know you made a terrible film.
Long Live the King : RIP John (Gwilo)
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