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Vladimir Putin Rumored to be DEAD!!!

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Putin missing. Has not been seen since March 5th. Rumors he's dead, rumors there's a coup in progress led by Medeved, rumors WWIII is getting ready to start.

CNN)—Vladimir Putin is not a self-effacing man. That's why when the Russian president suddenly disappeared from view people took notice. When Russian officials tried to trick the public by passing off old photos as new appearances, speculation about Putin's whereabouts has gone viral.

Kremlin has notified major Russia media to prepare for important announcement

March 13, 2015 - Kremlin is preparing for a major announcement. All major media organisations in Russia have been told to be ready for a major press conference in the next few days.

http://www.disclose.tv/news/kremlin_..._happen/115348

"All employees of the Russian Embassy in London from the various officers and attaches the last few days have left the UK"

http://twitter.com/adept_istiny/stat...69261615042560

Breaking Kavkaz Center claims that Kadyrov can't get in touch with Putin and authorities in Chechnya are panicking.

http://twitter.com/ZippyKC/status/576463673725755392

Ron Paul - U.S. Intervention In Ukraine By Obama could lead to WWIII

WW3: U.S. Intervention In Ukraine By Obama To Blame For World War 3 Fears, Claims Ron Paul

Update 7:42PM - Obama does not know where Putin is

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2015/03/1...the-white.html

Update 7:46PM - Kremlin is preparing a major announcement, journalists are asked not to depart for the weekend

http://translate.google.de/translate...-text=&act=url

Update 8:06PM - Putin's personal security service commander Viktor Zolotov is rumoured to have been killed.

http://mobile.twitter.com/keithwalke...16902081679360

Update 7:42AM Sat. - Flag not being flown over Kremlin

Spoiler!

I thought the rumor was his GF was giving birth in Switzerland?

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. rumors WWIII is getting ready to start

Getting ready to start....Where is it going??

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Russian President appears in public...

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...-10110525.html

and a rumor about putin deserves a thread?

especially when it's disparaged within 2 hrs!

Rumor has it OP is CiC's retarded cousin.

fitting username to post though

oh well...here's a putin bear pic...
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/su0Dg6Fttdg/maxresdefault.jpg

OP's thread title sounded like one of those click bait articles

"How a SINGLE MOM makes 7000 dollars a MONTH"

Putin saw this thread and came outta hiding

Putin is afraid of RS. Worried that someone will contact his university dean. :troll:

Putin will be at the RS spring meet in a classic MiG-21.

OpieOP

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Originally Posted by adambomb (Post 8610716)

Putin will be at the RS spring meet in a classic MiG-21.

OpieOP

If Putin shows up at the spring meet in a MiG-w1, he should bring a hot Russian blonde as eye candy.

I've heard that he's a tough guy with his judo martial arts and KGB background. -don't wanna fuck with this guy.

He definitely can lead the RS meet's security team. :troll:

Putin once sold me a blacklisted cellphone

I would gladly accept Putin's help on sunday! haha

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Originally Posted by mos_skeeto (Post 8610766)

Putin once sold me a blacklisted cellphone

and blown coilovers :troll:

Perhaps he got buried in a big shipping container of poutine.

Putin is in poutine. :lawl:

On a side note, the second "u" in rumour is still nowhere to be found.

P.s. - don't even bother saying it can be spelled either way. Not in this country.

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Originally Posted by N.V.M. (Post 8610936)

On a side note, the second "u" in rumour is still nowhere to be found.

P.s. - don't even bother saying it can be spelled either way. Not in this country.

I never spell anything the Canadian way.

Just like I never say "pho" like "fuh" like it's supposed to...because some asshole is going to ask "What's that?" and I'm going to have to explain it to them.

I only spell it color, rumor, honor, labor, etc.

Also, Putin can't be killed by mere mortals.

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Originally Posted by flagella (Post 8610684)

Rumor has it OP is CiC's retarded cousin.

http://i.imgur.com/aiEJH.gif

(In before joke taken out of context)

yeah sorry guys. Thought this was real. Caught being clickbaited by CNN and a lot of conspiracy sites. CNN trolling the masses, I'll stick to CBC, BBC and RTN from now on for legit news