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03-22-2016, 06:33 PM
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#7451 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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WOOOOAH blue jackets with 2 in the last minute to tie it!
Keep praying to the tank gods people
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03-22-2016, 06:37 PM
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#7452 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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Oh, and the upcoming schedule bodes well for the tank  | |
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03-22-2016, 06:39 PM
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I'm going oilers win but fuck them can't count on them to do shit their tank game been too strong for 10 years lol
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03-22-2016, 06:59 PM
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#7454 | | Throw yo paws in da air!
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nashville, st louis, chicago, sj, sj , ducks, kings are our next match ups loooool this gonna be perfect bois
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03-22-2016, 07:22 PM
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Watch Canucks finish bottom of the standings and still doesnt draft #1 overall cause Canucks always bad luck when it comes to hockey god decisons lol
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03-22-2016, 08:15 PM
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No goals in 11 periods...they have this tank down to a science
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03-22-2016, 08:35 PM
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#7457 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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03-22-2016, 08:37 PM
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#7458 | | ninja edits your posts without your knowledge
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Originally Posted by Mike Oxbig  Watch Canucks finish bottom of the standings and still doesnt draft #1 overall cause Canucks always bad luck when it comes to hockey god decisons lol | IB4 we get 1st overall then Mike Oxbig says knowing Canucks luck, we'd flop on Matthews or somehow trade it away.
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03-22-2016, 09:03 PM
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#7459 | | degenerate extraordinaire
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"And with the first selection of the 2016 NHL draft, the Vancouver Canucks select.... from the London Knights of the Ontario Hockey League, Matthew Tkachuk" 
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03-22-2016, 09:34 PM
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#7460 | | i like gifs
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Originally Posted by Ikkaku "And with the first selection of the 2016 NHL draft, the Vancouver Canucks select.... from the London Knights of the Ontario Hockey League, Matthew Tkachuk" | I think GM Place would be burned down if this happened
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03-22-2016, 09:36 PM
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If we do get first over all I would be surprised at all if benning traded it or picked someone else other then Mathews! The management group is a shit show and anything can happen with them...
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03-22-2016, 09:40 PM
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#7462 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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With the fourth selection of the 2016 NHL draft, the Vancouver Canucks select.... (thomas hicky what LA kings did)
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03-22-2016, 09:50 PM
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#7463 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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what if arizona offers OEL for the 1st overall pick?  | |
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03-22-2016, 09:51 PM
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As long it's not fucking Patrick White, I'm good.
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03-22-2016, 10:12 PM
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#7465 | | i like gifs
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Originally Posted by OGCStrike what if arizona offers OEL for the 1st overall pick? | OEL + their 1st rounder = take that and draft one of the Super Finn's cause that's what it's going to take to pry the 1st overall pick away
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03-22-2016, 10:14 PM
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Would you trade the 1st overall for 2nd and 3rd overall?
Because that's what it would realistically take.
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03-22-2016, 10:26 PM
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#7467 | | i like gifs
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Originally Posted by CRS Would you trade the 1st overall for 2nd and 3rd overall?
Because that's what it would realistically take. | You would be stupid not to take that
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03-22-2016, 10:27 PM
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#7468 | | i like gifs
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Here's another gem courtesy of our awesome GMJB Quote:
MOST EMBARRASSING SIGNING
Not a lot has gone right for the Canucks recently. You can add Nikita Tryamkin’s contract to that list.
The Canucks tried to sign him earlier than they did, but to a three-year-deal. It was a contract that was rejected by the NHL because it was not in accordance with CBA rules.
The NHL subsequently sent out an email blast to the league that wasn’t exactly flattering for Canucks management.
The email was sent to Benning, but all the league’s GMs and AGMs were CC’d.
In it, the NHL pointed out that Tryamkin’s date of birth is August, 30 1994, and by CBA rules it means he’s 22 years old. Players who are 22- or 23-years-old are to be signed to two-year entry level deals, not three.
Simply, age, as assigned by the CBA, is the player’s age on September 15 of the calendar year in which he signs a contract.
I understand this isn’t the end of days, because it didn’t cost the Canucks.
Doesn’t mean it’s not a little alarming, and a bad look for a team that’s had a couple of contractual hiccups after moving on from one AGM, and basically using two people to replace him.
They may need three.
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03-22-2016, 10:29 PM
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yes, cuz johansen is obv coming here as a ufa in 17-18 
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03-22-2016, 10:32 PM
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Gilman and Gillis will be missed.
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03-22-2016, 10:36 PM
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So close to a perfect night for the tank.
Now we're 27th (choosing anywhere from 1st to 7th overall) in P%  | |
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03-22-2016, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Ch28 Here's another gem courtesy of our awesome GMJB | Coming from the same genius (Weisbrod) that advised FatFuck Feaster to sign Ryan O'Reilly to an offer-sheet that would've seen him immediately placed on waivers (and undoubtedly picked up by Columbus) and the Flames still losing the draft pick compensation (1st and 3rd round picks in 2013; which Calgary used to draft Sean Monahan (6th overall) and Keegan Kanzig (67th overall) respectively) to Colorado.
And, of course, GMJB calling up Jim Rutherford to ask if Jordan Staal was available after Eric was traded ... Not sure if GMJB thought Rutherford was still the GM of the Hurricanes or Staal still played for the Penguins | |
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03-22-2016, 10:56 PM
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Since we love getting players with the same last name as certain stars...
We trade away the first pick, for 2 first rounders... Nylander and Tkachuk
Then somehow end up with Johansen and Ronning 
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03-22-2016, 11:01 PM
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lol this management group is a fucking shit show!!!!!!!!!
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03-22-2016, 11:02 PM
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#7475 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Originally Posted by Jmac Coming from the same genius (Weisbrod) that advised FatFuck Feaster to sign Ryan O'Reilly to an offer-sheet that would've seen him immediately placed on waivers (and undoubtedly picked up by Columbus) and the Flames still losing the draft pick compensation (1st and 3rd round picks in 2013; which Calgary used to draft Sean Monahan (6th overall) and Keegan Kanzig (67th overall) respectively) to Colorado.
And, of course, GMJB calling up Jim Rutherford to ask if Jordan Staal was available after Eric was traded ... Not sure if GMJB thought Rutherford was still the GM of the Hurricanes or Staal still played for the Penguins | They don't just give out nicknames these days, you have to earn it...thus we have "DIM" Jim Benning as our GM.
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