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Old 07-23-2015, 09:37 AM   #101
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So hold on, if I have access in an underground parkade, does that still count as inside? Or is it outside?
I ASSumed it's in reference to commercial vs. residential but the wording is terribly vague.
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Like I said earlier, I'm not going to try to. My building is all of a sudden inventing new restrictions about other shit, and I'm trying to fight them, so I don't need any heat from narcs.



So hold on, if I have access in an underground parkade, does that still count as inside? Or is it outside?
Contact the Strata of the building. Most will not allow it if there are water restrictions. In fact, I have heard that they have been shutting off the lines to the wash places in buildings because of this.
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Yesterday night I was wiping off my wheels using quik detailer in my parking spot, and some bitch walked out and told me I can't be washing my car.

I tried to explain to her that I was not using any water, there wasn't even a hose anywhere near my location. I literally just had a spray bottle and a microfiber cloth. She wasn't having any of that though, she kept telling me that car washing was banned.

If I wasn't worried about her fucking with my car I would have told her to fuck a hat. Instead I listened to that bullshit for almost 5 minutes while cleaning my wheels, then walked away.
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Yesterday night I was wiping off my wheels using quik detailer in my parking spot, and some bitch walked out and told me I can't be washing my car.

I tried to explain to her that I was not using any water, there wasn't even a hose anywhere near my location. I literally just had a spray bottle and a microfiber cloth. She wasn't having any of that though, she kept telling me that car washing was banned.

If I wasn't worried about her fucking with my car I would have told her to fuck a hat. Instead I listened to that bullshit for almost 5 minutes while cleaning my wheels, then walked away.
clean her car and then report her for washing car
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Yesterday night I was wiping off my wheels using quik detailer in my parking spot, and some bitch walked out and told me I can't be washing my car.

I tried to explain to her that I was not using any water, there wasn't even a hose anywhere near my location. I literally just had a spray bottle and a microfiber cloth. She wasn't having any of that though, she kept telling me that car washing was banned.

If I wasn't worried about her fucking with my car I would have told her to fuck a hat. Instead I listened to that bullshit for almost 5 minutes while cleaning my wheels, then walked away.
Those type of people really piss me off. I'm glad that she is concerned about the water restriction, but refusing to listen to your reasoning is just mind boggling.
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Two nights ago I was coming home to my town house complex where I live and this was around 12:30am-1am. Some bitch was washing her car in the darkness.... my car is dirty as fuck and she got the nerve to come out at night and sneak wash her car in the corner of the complex. Came to a stop, honked the bitch and told her she can't be washing her car
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if its indoor its not in the wording.

though I called metro vancouver and any hand wash is prohibited
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^ what if you hand wash at like a self wash car wash.
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Yesterday night I was wiping off my wheels using quik detailer in my parking spot, and some bitch walked out and told me I can't be washing my car.

I tried to explain to her that I was not using any water, there wasn't even a hose anywhere near my location. I literally just had a spray bottle and a microfiber cloth. She wasn't having any of that though, she kept telling me that car washing was banned.

If I wasn't worried about her fucking with my car I would have told her to fuck a hat. Instead I listened to that bullshit for almost 5 minutes while cleaning my wheels, then walked away.
Sounds exactly like the type of people who become some religious fanatic.
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Maybe instead of trying to figure out how to get away with washing your car, don't. Think about WHY the ban is in place and stop being so small minded. Sure I know we're all car enthusiasts here and like our cars clean. Me included, but if it's STAGE 3 then there is an issue with water supply. Just abide by the rules and deal with it.
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it's raining outside, just wash your car in the rain? lol
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Maybe instead of trying to figure out how to get away with washing your car, don't. Think about WHY the ban is in place and stop being so small minded. Sure I know we're all car enthusiasts here and like our cars clean. Me included, but if it's STAGE 3 then there is an issue with water supply. Just abide by the rules and deal with it.
This. If you REALLY want to wash your car, go to a DIY place and bring your own sponge. Lots of car wash garages recycle their water, so the amount of water loss can be relatively minimal.
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The waterless stuff works pretty good too. I've used it before, back when we had the ban a number of years ago.
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saw my neighbor from the mainland hosing down her driveway for over an hour....
i dont speak mandarin and she doesnt speak english. so its pretty damn hard to tell her there is a water restriction in place.
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saw my neighbor from the mainland hosing down her driveway for over an hour....
i dont speak mandarin and she doesnt speak english. so its pretty damn hard to tell her there is a water restriction in place.
Call the city and let them do the talking
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Day #6, neighbour this morning had auto-mated sprinklers going at 7am on the nose.
Wonder when the city will come by... already called and haven't seen shit.

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On another note: Our reservoirs are not low, they are only considered low when in comparison to other years.
The media doesn't know, and the government isn't going to talk about it.. But with all the underground reservoirs we have, and the new systems to pump water from 1 reservoir to another, we will never be in a "serious problem" with water.

We on this board understand that we need to conserve water, but there are so many people that just don't give a fuck, and those people ruin it for everyone. Thus the restrictions have to be put in place as a scare tactic.
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Day #6, neighbour this morning had auto-mated sprinklers going at 7am on the nose.
Wonder when the city will come by... already called and haven't seen shit.

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On another note: Our reservoirs are not low, they are only considered low when in comparison to other years.
The media doesn't know, and the government isn't going to talk about it.. But with all the underground reservoirs we have, and the new systems to pump water from 1 reservoir to another, we will never be in a "serious problem" with water.

We on this board understand that we need to conserve water, but there are so many people that just don't give a fuck, and those people ruin it for everyone. Thus the restrictions have to be put in place as a scare tactic.

so how many do we have?

for those that are ruining it for others - not saying when, but fines in some cities will be doubling pretty soon since people just don't seem to get the idea that water ban = stop wasting water
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She heard it from an old elementary school teacher who said it was a common rhyme from when they were living in California.
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