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Old 02-07-2016, 11:32 PM   #26
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Happy chinese new year!

I have a question.

My birthday is tomorrow on chinese new years and its the year of the monkey.
I was born in 1992 which is the year of the monkey.

Does that mean anything? Like extra good luck or something lol.
I don't know if it is good luck or not but according to Chinese law, it states that Gululu must go to your house and jack you off to liberate the spirit of the Monkey.

He also must take 'the offering' on his face otherwise he'll be cursed with bad luck for the remainder of the year.
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Old 02-07-2016, 11:35 PM   #27
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can we stop, my pussy hurts...
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fliptuner, I am gonna grab ur dick and pee in your face, then rub shit all over my face...:lol
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Old 02-08-2016, 01:20 AM   #28
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do you guys ever believe in those shaking sticks in a bucket Prophecies?
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Old 02-08-2016, 08:48 AM   #30
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Old 02-08-2016, 09:02 AM   #31
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do you guys ever believe in those shaking sticks in a bucket Prophecies?
aren't they the original shake weight?

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[04-06, 11:34]radiomanI'm doing happy hour with bj#3 today
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Old 02-08-2016, 09:06 AM   #32
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no red pockets from my family cuz their in Vancouver and my dad finally realized that hes single now after being divorced twice

but i get random $5 red pockets from acquaintance that i have either: just met, not too familiar with, only seen a few times or barely even know

i remember last year, this grandma that plays Ferrari outrun 2 at arcade gave me a random red pocket when my friend went to say hi to her and i was just beside them

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I went up to a cute chick and asked her if she'd let me take a photo of her for $30 she slapped me, she said to me that "I AIN'T A WHORE!"

But other than that I have seen every car on display in DTP just by cruising about in Richmond, thank you very much for collecting them together and get someone to sing a cover for "fuck you".

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wtf man? what the hell kind of women do you go for? spca is for animals not dates...
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All them Chinese people trying to get into the Buddhist temple on Steveston in Richmond is causing a gong show on the entire stretch between No 3 and 4 road. Best to avoid if possible.
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