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Old 05-17-2016, 12:10 AM   #1
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Doctors perform first U.S. penis transplant

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Doctors at Massachusetts General Hospital performed the first U.S. penis transplant, they said Monday, calling it a "landmark procedure."

Thomas Manning, 64, is recovering well after the 15-hour procedure performed by a team of over 50 surgeons, doctors and nurses, this month, according to the hospital. Manning, of Halifax, Massachusetts, had his penis amputated after he was diagnosed with penile cancer in 2012.

The procedure, also described by the doctors as a "surgical milestone," is called a gentitourinary vascularized composite allograft, or GUVCA.

It involves "surgically grafting the complex microscopic vascular and neural structures of a donor organ onto the comparable structures of the recipient."
Put another way, "surgeons connected the intricate vascular and nerve structures of a donor penis with those of the 64-year-old transplant recipient," the hospital said.

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Old 05-17-2016, 12:28 AM   #2
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That sounds hard.
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the guys over at lambo vancouver said there are 60-70 pre-orders already. don't quote me though.
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Old 05-17-2016, 12:47 AM   #3
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Damn i wonder if in a month he can do his Duty and have full feeling?....would be ugly to numb in that area.
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I'd rather have a dumb chick than no chick at all..........

Question is, did he get an upgrade?

And, where the hell do you get a donor penis?????




So, you can sign up for penis donor card? Donor cards will now have to include your dick. LOL

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Age 64, still need a working dick?
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Age 64, still need a working dick?
Men grow older, not grow up.
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Old 05-17-2016, 06:27 AM   #10
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Damn i wonder if in a month he can do his Duty and have full feeling?....would be ugly to numb in that area.
Was reading the article and came across this point:
In December 2014, doctors at Tygerberg Hospital in Cape Town, South Africa, performed the first penis transplant in a nine-hour operation.
The patient was a 21-year-old man whose penis was amputated after severe complications from a circumcision during a coming-of-age ceremony.
Doctors waited three months to declare the surgery a success, once his urinary and reproductive functions were restored. In June, the man had impregnated his girlfriend.


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why you gotta be such a dick about it
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What a brave man. Either die or cut your dick off. What would you guys choose?
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What a brave man. Either die or cut your dick off. What would you guys choose?
Apparently now you can choose option #2, and get an upgrade!
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I hear his recovery will be long and hard. This is just the tip of the problems he could be facing, but here's hoping he can rise to the occasion.
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i was reading another article about this and they said a chinese man had a transplant but asked to have it removed after it caused him and his wife psychological problems...

i could see it being weird having another mans dick, but still better than no dick. if i died it would be kind of nice to know my dick can live on for a while. wonder how a donors SO would feel about that though
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And on the other side of the pond. Russia prepares to do world first head transplant. Yes the whole head

Russian man to undergo world's first full head transplant
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Which head are you talking about?
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And on the other side of the pond. Russia prepares to do world first head transplant. Yes the whole head

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really more of a body transplant. hes keeping his existing head and getting a new body.

they say its a step towards immortality, which would be pretty sweet
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^ It might drive you crazy too as your brain rejects the body.

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i was reading another article about this and they said a chinese man had a transplant but asked to have it removed after it caused him and his wife psychological problems...

i could see it being weird having another mans dick, but still better than no dick. if i died it would be kind of nice to know my dick can live on for a while. wonder how a donors SO would feel about that though
"She's so ugly, I wouldn't even do her with your dick"............. my favourite line takes on a whole new meaning.

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Whaaaaaaaaat the ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuh???????????????
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