Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, with this small motor,
To beat this damn Firebird, even with it's big blower,


As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Firebird erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four vdub pistons,


Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,


Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they start to get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,


"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any," "in that silly thing",
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
When I swap the VR tomorrow...it will be a better night

Now now spoo... be nice... he just hasnt found the right person yet ^_^ an yes.. it is possible to find someone... lol

an i dont blame you jon for not being int to whole emotional attatchment thing with girls... girls suck.. lol *yes im aware that im a female* .... majority of gurls are headcases... but that doestn mean all of us are ^_^ no worries... you might get laid one day.... lol

heh, getting laid is cool.

.... you're such a guy

and theres something wrong with that????;)

holy smokes i missed like 3 pages..i dont know where ive bin..got most of my Christmas shopping done yesterday..a friend and i went out..was expensive

taking a superbike on a track is better than sex IMO

thats how much superbikes own you and why i think of bikes 24/7

jon, u dont need emotional attachment to bang a broad. hehehe

nope cuz it could be worse... he could be a gurl.. *gag* ... haha

Big... carfeul what you say, this isnt an "all guys" thread :p even tho you're right... he could always just hook up... lol

You're gay...seriously, I think you are.

nahh... he just hasnt had a good peice yet... theres still hope ;)

today i went snowboarding for the first time this season, im happy.

you just dont know what fun is

awwwww festus, you reallly think there is someone out there for me? i know there is a 2001 black/yellow gsxr 750 with yosh exhaust waiting :D

um


nothing is better than sex


NOTHING!

lol yes i really do think there is... have your fun with yer toys now... but one day you'll find a gurl :p

this place is boring tonight.... :rolleyes:

i dont consider my bikes "toys".. they are apart of my life, they are my life :p

they say one will die doing what they love most.

i am going to die on two wheels.

hmmm... k you have fun with that... just don't go doin that anytime soon :p

and you have fun with your finances

:p

pfff... you just say all that cuz yer negative an bein a boy.... lol... one day jon... onnnneeee ddaaaayyyyyyy .... an if not well then at least you got yer bikes huh? ;)

mmm yes, my bikes :)

tell ye what.. if you really wanna see me with a girl, ya can find me one..

and in return..

i can give you a ride on one of the bikes, with or WITHOUT permission from the bf

bwahahahahahahaha bf :p

my friend is hitting on my girlfriend... :nono:

..... lol ... now now you two...

lol, dont be pointin fingers yo

the offer remains festus :)