its like 3 hours almost on the dot from kam to langely *around that area* and thats starting in westsyde, and doing the speed limit :rolleyes: lol

it's like 2 hours from here to hope doing the speed limit as well :rolleyes:

hmmm maybe I'll have to take a trip up there this summer! hahaha I was planning on driving to calgary in july for the western canadian prelude meet, so i guess your hood isnt that bad ! hahaha we'll see;)

Our hood is pretty good, especially when your sitting at cats meow on amonday niught drinking highballs, when you have a good 3 hours of hoemwork to do.

jesus christ.
i havent been that drunk on a monday nite in a long time.

Haha 1.99 highballs at cats meow, when i had 3 hours of homework to do wasnt smart, my essay turned out like garbage and i got 0 sleep.

I dont even think jennings made it to class today.

Homework is over-rated. Procrastination is the key.

I have no idea what you are talking about becasue all i did was homework last night.
And I was at all my classes as always. just snuck in a little late this morning casue that class is pointless but had to hand the project in.

I live by this.... I swear I'm the worste. The pages are still warm when i had them in!

Oh i know you were doing crazy amounts of HW too, i just didnt see you sneak in, i thought u pulled another accouting midterm.

well i caved! friday night me and my roomates went out to lexington queen. good god ive never drank so much rum. after the first 2 double rum and cokes i was asking for triples, taking a sip and getting the bartender to pour a lil more in. what was i thinking?? saturday sucked my ass, home at 10am called mike from the kitchen floor then slept till 4pm. blah, not gonna go out ever again till i get home.
happy valentines day!

@&#$(&!!!

I'm fucked up, not as fucked up as my buddy who's trying to fck the chick who's sleeping on m y couch tho. Got one phone number tonigth at least, just don't know if I got it right ir not, my buddy has the same chikck s number and it's off bty a digit....

thats not so bad.
i have so many numbers in my phone that i forgot to put the name in for. haha.

Man are you drunk again.

Top 100 signs that you have a drinking problem...

1 You lose arguments with inanimate objects - THAT'S NOT TRUE AT ALL!!
2 You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
3 Job interferring with your drinking.
4 Your docter finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream
- one beer in hand is one less than two in the bush
5 Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes.
6 The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
7 Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
8 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
9 Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
10 "Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar.
11 When you can focus better with one eye closed
12 the parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
13 Every woman you see has an exact twin.
14 You wake up to find Windows 95 installed on your machine.
- It's enough to drive you to drink
15 If you keep asking your wife "where are the kids?"
but you don't really have a wife. She's really your couch.
Plus you have nothing but beer
16 You fall off the floor...
17 Dicover in morning liquid cleaning supplies have mysteriously
disappeared
18 Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
19 Had "Spuds McKenzie" tattoo removed, replaced it with "Red Dog."
20 Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
21 Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore. - There's a sandwich
in every beer
22 The glass keeps missing your mouth!
23 Bill Clinton starts to make sense
24 When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof??
25 Vampires catch a buzz after attacking you [also mosquitoes!]
26 only drinking problem's not having a drink right now
27 At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
28 Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer
29 When vomiting becomes a relief
30 Having a hard time staying on the side walk - left, right stumble fall
31 You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom,
you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.
32 The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
33 You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol,
and [Women]. - A redneck concerned about his diet
34 Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more and more
attractive. - K.B.
35 Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol.
36 waking up with a traffic cone between your legs -
37 I'm not drunk... you're just sober... - HI OCIFER!!!!!!!!!
38 Problem? I Drink, I get Drunk, I Fall down....No Problem
39 If you're on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for
alcohol calories - realist
40 Even Johnny stops doing jokes about your drinking.
41 The bourbon bottle's empty...that's the problem! - Hey...let's go
get some more!
42 Find yourself as the captain for the Exxon Valdez.
43 When the bar owner actually carved your name onto your own barstool -

44 Roseanne looks good.
45 Don't recognise wife unless seen through bottom of glass
46 You LIKE to watch Barney because you're so drunk already!
47 That damned pink elephant followed me home again.
48 You find yourself actually enjoying the food at that all night
greasy spoon!!!!
49 The Whisky Ainpit Working Anymoer
50 Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you
51 you have a Reserved Parking space at the ABC store
52 I'm as jober as a sudge - a judge
53 You consider yourself a workaholic, becuase every time you go to work,
you want to have a beer!
54 I slept with that damned pink elephant again.
55 Duff is your favorite beer
56 so many straws, so few brain cells, and last call's at 1:00 am
57 You find yourself in a roomette on a train arriving in Vancouver...and
the last thing you remember is being in a bar in Halifax!
58 When you perform sexual favors on more than one person in a night.
59 You wake up in Korea in August and the last thing you remember is the
Fourth of July party at the Halekulani in Waikiki
60 red dog upside down looks like batman eating a catwoman
61 You've fallen and you can't get up
62 You don't drink. (That's a problem!)
63 when hangovers become an attractive alternative lifestyle - please pass
he ice pack....
64 BeerTender! Get me another Bar!
65 Boris Yeltsin tries to get you to join AA!
66 The shrubbery's drunk too, from frequent watering.
67 salivate when you meet a guy named 'AL'
68 You wake up too late and too groggy to come up with anything funny.
69 Keep cat in freezer to be 'large ice cube' for BIG drinks
70 You keep making lists of things. - And voting on them.
71 Double vision so much the norm, can't function w/o it.
72 when your listening to the radio and actually think the spin doctors,
hootie and the blowfish, smashing pumpkins, and blind melon sound good
73 Because you're not as drunk as I think I am...
74 you join DARE to rid the world of the *other* drugs
75 Your favorite drink is Everclear and ethanol
76 You spill water on yourself and you don't have a dribble glass?
77 You can't remember what your family looks like...
78 arga dafl bange
79 Your list entry signature denotes Satanic practices.
80 You get defensive when someone asks if you have drinking problem
81 Your nick-name is Barny. - Or Homer...
82 your name is Ted Kennedy.
83 Haven't stopped drinking since carter got elected.
84 You wake up surrounded by 50 cases of SPAM.
85 RSI in elbow from drinking
86 Why does everybody think I have a drinking problem?! -
I don't have a drinking problem!
87 salt, sugar, grease, carbohydrates, .. - and yes, alcohol is the fifth
food group
88 If you wake up and you need a drink, you just might have a problem
89 Your only friends are Jack, Johnnie, and Jose.
90 You don't have time to come up with amusing List topics.
91 You realize you have shaved your head except for a little rat tail
hanging from the top and you're pestering people to buy incense &
crap
92 You got married!
93 Your name is Ed McMahon
94 You say to the barman "take me pished, I'mm home again."
95 Foster Brooks appears sober to you!
96 Frequent trips to water the shrubbery, if you're camping.
97 I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. Pash me another drink,
bartender - whatshishfashe
98 you feel drunk - in school-free alcohol zone.
99 No ocifer, there ain't no blood in my alcohol!!
100 Take me drunk, I'm home!!

Im getting sick of the fuckin Emergency room at 3AM.
Tonite we got shittered up at my buddys house and one guy got prety drunk. Drunker than Ive seen someone in a while. He was sitting on a bar stool then all of a sudden just dropped to the ground and smacked his head on the ground. 2 chicklets went flying out of his mouth and blood was absolutly pouring out his mouth and nose and he just layed there not moving. Ive never seen something like that before in my life. I was fuckin scared. He woke like 30 seconds later thank god. We took him down to the hospital and 30 minutes later he was all hopped up on whatever drugs they gave him with a baggy full of teeth laughin his ass off. fuck hes gonna be sore tomorrow. :(

wow mike...your life is almost like the 100 list! :lol

9 Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem! :D

Ok so last night i started drinking at 4pm. Went to Cowboys at 10pm. We had to pay off the bouncer 100 bill to get 8 of us in( the line was about 2 to 3) hours. Didnt regret it for a second, the most amazing bar ever, 2 gilrs for every guy in there and like 2000 people. 25 cent drafts...........got back to res, drank a half a 40 of bombay..........passed out in the hallway in my boxers on newspaper and my friends shaved off my goat...........Trainwreck.

hahahah what a gongshow that musta been

ya i heard about the cowboys bar, suppose to be crazy, and super cheap beer.

-Marshall

It's the best in Calgary, or the most famous..maybe both.

Man ive been @ cowboys. Was somethin like 25ccent or 50 cent draft. I bet it hurts thp the next day lol. /me heads to kamloops rivers to drinkmore