what's durian ??

do you want to have sex with me ?

Not a chance....lol

what's gonna be your costume for Hallowe'en?

im gonna go naked.

whats in your pocket right now?

lint


Which bank do you use?

TD

Have you ever masterbated to a cartoon character?

haha no

do u have smelly feet?

well why not!?!



I don't know, why don't you come over here and smell them to find out. Better be sitting when you do though, cuz you might pass out.

What was the most greasiest, fattiest, artery clogging food you ever ate?

french fries lol i eat healthy

do you wear glasses?

nope

have you had braces before?

yes, when i was in gr. 6


Have you ever had a cavity before? If so, how many.

nope, been lucky i guess

do you wear contacts? if so since when?

nope. i look good with glasses so ill stick to them.

what brand and type of shoe are you wearing?

Addias speeds

What are you being for halloween?

canucks game.

what are you wearing right now?

black tshirt, nice white belt, and a pair of jeans.

who was the last person u spoke to on the phone?

my friend.

who was the last person you spoke to in person?

my girlfriend

What'd you have for dinner tonight?

home made chicken soup

where do you work?

skateboard warehouse

where do YOU work?

bedroom ;)

what instrument do you wish you could play?

the saxophone

what did you last buy?

I bought long socks and hiking boots for my costume :D

You connect with this girl really well, end up sleeping with her and sex is fantastic, best you've ever felt. You end up not using a condom because you don't want the mood to die out and she says she's on the pill. After sex she tells you she's not on the pill and wants a family really bad. It's too late to back out because you've already went inside her... WHAT DO YOU DO?

run away ... far, far away

Do you know anyone gay?

nope, can't say I do.


Lets say you meet a girl or guy, and you fall madly in love with that person, this is like your soul mate, but found out later on that that person was a porn star before and had screwed shit loads of people, even some of your friends. Would you stay with that person or leave him/her?

wow um.... id stay?

^would YOU stay with that person or leave him/her?