I don't like any season in Vancouver, because any season still = rain....

What would you do if you wake up tomorrow morning with an electric dildo in your ass?

I'd try to sell the dildo for money.

What are your plans for the rest of summer?

continue working 7 days a week, try to fit in friends, family and prep time for school n books and what not and oh food and sleep.


what's your game plan for the next 5 years?

School and work p/t to fund my car.

What card games do you like playing?

black jack and texas holdem

when was the last time u downloaded porn

not too long ago


when was the last time U jacked off at a porn?

doing so right now

Guys- have you jizzed on a girls face?
Girls- have you got jizz on the face b4?

lol yes ive blown a load on a girls face, and when she was on top i blew a load on my face too >_<


ever fart while your gf was giving you head?

no, cuz a girl has never had the privilege to suck on my GINORMOUS penis. :D


if you were born with a third nipple that constantly squirted milk and you had a SO that had some type of nipple fetish but was lactose intolerant...what would you do to go abouts your problem?

thats simple, lactose intolerance pills will do the trick, such as Lactaid. Get her to pop one before she sucks on my milky third nipple and its aaalll good.


If you were the only living person left on earth, but you were blind, what would you do.

i would do surgery on myself to cure the blindness because i have godlike skillz.

what would you do if u had a penis and a vagina?

I'd be a hermaphordite adn travel around as a one act show until I get to Oprah and get her to make me rich bitch!


you got 72 hours to live. How are you going to spend teh last 72 hours of your life with 1 million dollars

Hookers and Blow. Then use the 999,800
i have left and pay off my parents mortgage.

Which bike do you like more?
White and blue R6 or The white and blue suzuki gsxr both 2006!

SUZUKI GXXXER 07 FTMFW ( Upcoming Spring '08 ) !!!! XD


6 or 8 pack abs?

well ... i usually go for a case of 24 Sleeman's


rent a movie or goto theatre?

Rent a movie.

What do you think about this nice weather we're getting in summer?

summer? what summer?

would you rather join in on a three some with your parents once, or get a paper cut on your body once a day everyday for the rest of your life?

definitely a paper cut, i got a good way to make it stop stinging... a threesome with the parentals... and i'd be scarred FOR LIFE.


in the span of 72 hours, what was the least amount of sleep that you've survived on?

Probably somewhere around 15 hrs. I need my sleep.

If you were given the chance to drink anything, what would it be?

dish washer soap!

If you could be a carpet, what type of carpet would you be?

SHAG!! hahah.
if you were a hotdog, what kind of toppings would you have on you?

that could be arranged...

lots of mayo!
ahh that so gross....

if you were a pen what would you write?

you're holding me too tightly.



what's your current ringtone?

I use the intro song to mario brothers

How many licks did it take you to get to the center of the lolly pop?

I dont lick, I bite.

On average, how long does it take you to take a dump?