Because it's epic, makes my day

White Chick or Asian?

Asian!

Explosive diarrhea or lotsa puking

explosive diarrhea

would you rather get sacked really hard or suck a dickLOL

^ Sacked really hard

Chicken or beef?

Chicken.

Define wealth.

Having enough of whatever it is you want that you don't want any more.

Why did you buy the first car you bought?

it was cheap, and descent looking.

favourite snack?

Lays sweet chili chips

Yankees or Phillies

yankees.

what would you do with $5 million

Put $3-mil in the bank, buy a $1-mil condo here in downtown Victoria, buy a new car (Porsche Carerra 4s) and an older truck (Toyota Tacoma), send both my parents on long high-end holidays (maybe Greece/Italy), and take all my friends on a trip somewhere dope (French Riviera for 2 weeks?? Yes please.)

Would you rather be a star Formula 1 driver, or a star baseball player?

Formula 1 driver because that is the probably the best career EVER.

Bike or run?

run

If you were only able to see one last person before you passed away, who would you see?

Probably my SO.. if i pass away single.. uh best frined?

Since no question was asked I'll take the next question from tonight's episode of NBC's awful "Parks and Recreation"

"Would you rather be able to fly? Or speak French fluently?"

Fly

msn or icq

MSN

Barbara Walters, Oprah Winfrey and your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one and kill one. GO!

Barbara Walters

(Btw sorry about the last questoin haha, i probaly dozed off and forgot to add a question)

If you were to save 2 friends for your life, would you?


edit: lmao late night wroking makes me not make sense GG

^ Your answer didn't answer the question and your question makes no sense.

Ok, skip Melon's cuz he doesn't know how to answer the question...

fuck: my wife
kill: barbara
marry: oprah (she damn rich) and then divorce her to get back with my wife

Your girlfriend and your best friend fall from a cliff, who would u save?

Jump and dive after my girlfriend, catch her, shoot my batarang at my best friend, save both.

Pro football player or basketball player? And why?

basketball player. because i dont like football.

harry potter or twilight? and why? :D

Harry Potter, because I'm a guy and the whole Look I'm pale, mysterious, vampire but for you I'll change, shit is just retarded.

Cbc or Twanger/Honger and why.
btw for those that don't know...twanger=taiwan anger

cbc because i cant speak fluent mandarin or cantonese.

Lamborghini or Ferrari

Ferrari

tonight, clubbin at fabric or stay home and play MW2?

MW2!

iPhone or Blackberry?