" Silly bitch your weapons can not harm me! don't chu know who the fuck I am? "

" Pimp smack your ass bitch, your my hooker now, now it's time for me to take my prize. I'm gonna rape ya bitch! ya ready? ya ready? ya ready huh bitch? ya ready bitch? shut the fuck up charles, shut the fuck up! CHARLES NOOOO "

That is the funniest shit I've ever heard. Who comes up with this stuff? lol

"I am hitting you with your own pimp."

gold.

In the Hush storyline, Ra's Al Ghul said that someone defiled (used) a Lazarus Pit. So I'm assuming someone brought him back.

....ok.....but to bring a dead body back to life...doesn't the body have to be a fresh corpse? This means someone put Jason Todd into one right after he died. Man, I'm confused...why bring back a hated DC character?

^ it was batman's doing. and why?

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...anandrobin.jpg

The Lazarus Pit causes insanity. The sooner the time between death and regeneration, the less insanity is caused. So if Jason was just brought back, he's gonna be bat-shit insane. BUT!! That being said, Batman still doesn't know how Jason was brought back, so, of course, we don't know either.

Here's the wiki link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Todd

Pretty sad. Batman (may) have killed Jason, but he refuses to kill the Joker.
Personally, I feel that the writers and editors should have Batman kill the Joker. Or...I dunno...keep him in some room at the bottom of the batcave. It's just going on way too long now...why does Bruce Wayne continue to be Batman if he lets the Joker out on the loose to kill whomever he wants? Batman is, after all, supposed to be protecting the civilians.

The Joker can't die. He's one of the most popular villains in the DC universe. He's the only DC villain to have his own series...well, until the recent Lex Luthor one.

I know, but from a purely character / storytelling standpoint, I think it's a bit rediculous to keep him around. I think it's hurting Batman's character, more than helping. But from a business standpoint, of course, you're absolutely right.

Edit: hurrr I can't spell.

hehehehe...my names nathan

you would be my partner :D

ok cable :D

Hey! whats all this jibber jabberin' bout Cable..... why i outta...

:drama:

so now that we have the stolen superhero thread .. how about we start up our OWN superhero thread -- where you each have 1 ability, and 1 ability alone -- any good artists here? .. okay, not good, but can make a 50x50 pixel mugshot for each guy?

I call x-ray vision!

only one ability? i say two abilities. that makes it more fun. :D

first ability = deadpool's healing factor
second ability = energy-manipulation powers (just like cyclops' brother, and i don't mean havok :D)

^ doesn't he have teleportation powers too?

anyways...mine would be immortality and being knowledgable in the biology and genetics department of science.

i think i'd need to fly. and hmm... the powers of molecule man!

(whom i first encountered in Secret Wars)...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molecule_Man

molecule man ftw. :D

edit: oh and vic, know where i can get torrents for the rest of the NEW AVENGER series? i'm only at #11. Ronin's first appearance.

1: unlimited cosmic super duper powers that equate to me being God.

2: immortality in the sense that I am invunerable to everything.


how about that. huh!? i think im the best already.

my hero would be called, Captain Revscene. and instead of flying (cuz im too lazy to fly or teleport), i drive a suped up civic. with a huge wing of course. and a super loud fartcan that can make the enemy deaf.

haha jk. sigh.

molecule man is just like vulcan AKA gabriel summers AKA cyclops and havok's brother
he has energy manipulation and can do so much shit with it
his power level is up there with magneto, phoenix and silver surfer

Powers hey? I call Magic manipulation. I can do anything I want with that. ...........Oh wait, it's already mine.

I call Invicibility/Invulnerablity and the abilty to go forward and back in time at will, oh the chaos that would ensue...muahaha

1st ability: to be a shapeshifter -- i wanna turn into a cute little rodent! (yah, i just watched sky high. hah!) .. okay, i wanna just be able to change into whatever creature i want. (that gives me flight, speed, and feral rage!)

2nd ability: to be able to manipulate my skin to any material i want. eg, i can be a stone eagle .... wait a second, that doesn't work. or i can be a gold snake .. shed my skin, and i'm instant rich! ;)

that'll be morph + husk

dang...i cant think of anything right now. its too late for me haha. ill try again tomorrow