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Invisible sky daddies commanding people to do shit is just so beyond retarded, I feel like punching myself in the balls until I shit my computer chair.
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Originally Posted by Chopstick
4 years ago, I pulled up to burger king, and asked to get a teen burger. I realized after the 3rd time i said it, I was in the wrong fucking place.
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Originally Posted by Sky_High
[19-10, 22:51] how many post do I need before I can fail TOS'D posts.
Originally posted by european i'd say its a bear... from what i've learned from winnie the pooh. you should be able to lure it with some honey.. and it'll be your friend for life!! then you'll meet his friends.. that crazy owl!! and that lazy ass donkey.. whats his name.. Eore or something.. if you meet his llitte piggy friend.. roast him and eat some ribs!! hahahaha.. wtf am i on!! hahaha i'm going nuts over here!!!
One of my old work places had a rumor that there was a ghost that travelled between the 7th and 12th floors.
Lo and behold one day when I was in there alone (and i pressed the 3rd floor) it by passed the third, went straight to the 7th and no one was there. Then it proceeded to the 12th floor (where no one was there), before finally going back down to the 3rd floor.
Needless to say, I had to take a pretty big dump right after that.
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If Martians invade us, will Bush attack Venus?
One of my old work places had a rumor that there was a ghost that travelled between the 7th and 12th floors.
Lo and behold one day when I was in there alone (and i pressed the 3rd floor) it by passed the third, went straight to the 7th and no one was there. Then it proceeded to the 12th floor (where no one was there), before finally going back down to the 3rd floor.
Needless to say, I had to take a pretty big dump right after that.