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Old 10-09-2008, 11:06 PM   #26
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Old 10-10-2008, 05:55 AM   #27
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A friend of mine (male) periodically sends me the lyrics to his favorite song.

This time it was by korean(?) group Wonder Girls - Nobody

I want nobody, nobody but you. I want nobody, nobody but chew! I want nobody, nobody, NOBODY!!! NOBODY BUT CHEWWWWW!

I usually send him back lyrics to the last song i was listening too. I think it was DMX - What's my name?

HEYO,HEYO! WHAT'S MY NAME?
DMX AND I BE THE BEST
YOU SEE THE REST?
THEY LOOKIN LIKE THEY NEED A REST
ONE MO' TIME!
ARF ARF!
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Old 10-31-2008, 06:52 PM   #28
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my friend tells me to keep my phone close by around 1am

phone buzzes

friend: Left or right?
me: what? ummmm
me: left
friend: too late rights in her ass, left on the phone

20mins later

friend: answer, dont talk

phone rings,

massive moaning, friend is calling her every name in the book, she loves it

true story
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Old 11-03-2008, 08:22 PM   #29
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Old 11-06-2008, 01:45 AM   #30
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Girl: Tried, not there
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Old 11-06-2008, 02:31 AM   #31
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Girl: Damn, if I wasn't seeing <guy's name> on Saturday, I'd totally be texting you about your night.
RS: <guy's name?>
Girl: Yes you read correctly. He just got off the plane. I don't know what to tell him.
RS: what? my nuts?
Girl: no your nuts are seeing <friend's name>'s face on Saturday.
Girl: TEABAG!!!
Girl: u should text me WHILE you're getting sucked off
RS: hmm i should record it, i did w/ <ex's name> fuck she had such a nice ass
Girl: R!! you're horrible! i was only kidding. She's OUR good friend!
Girl: but that be damn funny...and highly awkward to watch.
RS: You'd love it.
Girl: seeing ur penis? uh...no thanks...no offence
This convo is full of lulz ... .. . . .. .. ....
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Old 11-06-2008, 10:22 AM   #32
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her: what you doin?
me: i thought your not allowed to talk to me?
her: whys that?
me: your controlling bf..
her: yeah hes in mexico...what you doin
me: oh..hahaha, beer and tv...
her: sounds fun....
me: fun yeah, but im in pain...hurt at work
her: awww...you need some tlc baby!!
me: i need a massage...
her: perhaps we can exchange a service?
me: what is my service
her: i think you already know
me: well im free right now
her: head to my place

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random 18 year old blonde: K pick me up in 5
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Old 11-11-2008, 06:16 PM   #33
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Old 11-12-2008, 03:24 PM   #34
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Old 11-20-2008, 09:11 PM   #35
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Girl: Yes he's having my kids, he's been pregnant with my kids since HS
GC: I take it kevin is the .5?
Girl: he's brown, use to be my neighbour. we said our kids are gonna come out with turbans and chopsticks in hand
GC: rofl
Girl: well turban would be on their heads. and he's a tiny guy i dunno how that's coming out of him =|
Girl: his asshole maybe?
GC: eeeeeew
Girl: ya i know takes the meaning of brown baby to a whole new level
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Old 11-30-2008, 08:55 PM   #36
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Old 12-04-2008, 05:50 PM   #38
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Old 12-07-2008, 01:04 AM   #39
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Old 02-10-2009, 10:12 PM   #40
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Ryan: Any vday plans
Girl: Ya, states
Ryan: No boy toy? no sucky sucky?
Girl: Out of town for work all weekend
Ryan: Aww, no throat yogurt for you!
Girl: Hahaha nope! You? Any yogurt?
Ryan: I will be serving some.
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Old 02-11-2009, 07:31 AM   #41
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Girl: Ya, states
Ryan: No boy toy? no sucky sucky?
Girl: Out of town for work all weekend
Ryan: Aww, no throat yogurt for you!
Girl: Hahaha nope! You? Any yogurt?
Ryan: I will be serving some.
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Old 02-17-2009, 06:32 PM   #42
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Bro: That b-b-b-bird bird bird, the bird is the word!
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Old 02-17-2009, 07:07 PM   #43
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Old 02-25-2009, 03:38 AM   #44
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Inaii: Shot down by the girl he was seeing. Oh god, I think I'm dying.... ROFL!
Girl: HAHAHAHA, It's true, it's all true. No wonder he's so emo, none of his gf's want to have sex with him! WOW
Inaii: Rofl
Girl: Poor guy, oh well.
Inaii: Lol. Maybe he killed a bunny rabbit in a past life.
Girl: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's almost sig worthy!

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Inaii: How about SF?
Girl: SF? san fran? so fresh? oh! Sasha! LOL
Inaii: Sasha fierce....... wow /facepalm
Girl: Ahahahahah! Oh god, I'm drying!
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Inaii: Shot down by the girl he was seeing. Oh god, I think I'm dying.... ROFL!
Girl: HAHAHAHA, It's true, it's all true. No wonder he's so emo, none of his gf's want to have sex with him! WOW
Inaii: Rofl
Girl: Poor guy, oh well.
Inaii: Lol. Maybe he killed a bunny rabbit in a past life.
Girl: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's almost sig worthy!

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Inaii: How about SF?
Girl: SF? san fran? so fresh? oh! Sasha! LOL
Inaii: Sasha fierce....... wow /facepalm
Girl: Ahahahahah! Oh god, I'm drying!
Moral of the story kids? Don't be an asshole, playboy, emo child rolled into one if you want to get laid.
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Old 02-26-2009, 12:36 PM   #47
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RS Tired. Very tired.
Girl: Why?
RS: Late night last night
Girl: Ahahahhahaa with Anna and ur banana
RS:Lol I got blown while watching the hockey game tonight ftw TWICE
RS: Each time, we scored! Lol
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Old 03-02-2009, 07:26 AM   #49
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