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07-25-2008, 07:37 PM
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#1 | | Marcosexual Fan Club, CEO
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| Funny text message conversations
Post some of your funny text message conversations in your phone.
Marco911: What are you doing tonight?
J.A. : I'm in New Zealand
Marco911: Fuck some black sheep for me.
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07-25-2008, 11:03 PM
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#2 | | straight from the fields of squamton
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random 18 year old blonde: what u doing 2nite????i
1990tsi: u hopefully
random 18 year old blonde: K pick me up in 5
1990tsi: k
true story.
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07-25-2008, 11:34 PM
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#3 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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somebody once text'd me after getting hit by a bus door >.>
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07-29-2008, 11:02 PM
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#4 | | Retired moderator
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Girl: Damn, if I wasn't seeing <guy's name> on Saturday, I'd totally be texting you about your night.
RS: <guy's name?>
Girl: Yes you read correctly. He just got off the plane. I don't know what to tell him.
RS: what? my nuts?
Girl: no your nuts are seeing <friend's name>'s face on Saturday.
Girl: TEABAG!!!
Girl: u should text me WHILE you're getting sucked off
RS: hmm i should record it, i did w/ <ex's name> fuck she had such a nice ass
Girl: R!! you're horrible! i was only kidding. She's OUR good friend!
Girl: but that be damn funny...and highly awkward to watch.
RS: You'd love it.
Girl: seeing ur penis? uh...no thanks...no offence
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07-30-2008, 09:19 AM
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#5 | | Banned By Establishment
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DIGGY: what?
friend1: what?
friend2 (to both of us): in the butt
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07-30-2008, 05:41 PM
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#6 | | My name is Michael. J. Caboose, and I hate BABIES!
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Originally Posted by 5.201314%  DIGGY: what?
friend1: what?
friend2 (to both of us): in the butt | Thanks, I had that song stuck in my head the entire time I was in the shower -_-
Brother: Yo man, don't go to starbucks, we already left
Friend: Too late...  I thought it was FUNNY!
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07-30-2008, 09:27 PM
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#7 | | Retired moderator
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This was probably in the span of 2 hours
Girl: yo home splice what u doing?
Girl: did you know that Marilyn Monroe apparently had 6 toes? Crazy shit.
Girl: D??
Girl: okay i'm bored and you're obviously NOT answering
Girl: ur probably at the gym, working on ur fitness
Girl: okay any day now....
Girl: Imagine all the people, living in a world of peace...
DL: FUCK OFF I'M TRYING TO HAVE SEX!!!
Girl: Oh.
Girl: Better wrap that shit up. teeheehee *runs away*
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07-30-2008, 09:34 PM
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#8 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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Originally Posted by 1990TSI random 18 year old blonde: what u doing 2nite????i
1990tsi: u hopefully
random 18 year old blonde: K pick me up in 5
1990tsi: k
true story. | that is full of win.
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07-31-2008, 02:26 PM
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#9 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Me: Yo douchebag hows mexico
Buddy: Hot Man. but having a great time
Me: How are the girls?
buddy: HAHAHA you gotta hear this
Me: WHAT?
buddy: One of our buddies that came with us, picked up a hooker on the st and ate her out and licked her ass
Me: EWWW? serious? white girl? mexican?
buddy: MEXICAN!!! FUCKING SICK MAN!
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07-31-2008, 03:11 PM
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#10 | | I STILL don't get it
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Originally Posted by Girl This was probably in the span of 2 hours
Girl: yo home splice what u doing?
Girl: did you know that Marilyn Monroe apparently had 6 toes? Crazy shit.
Girl: D??
Girl: okay i'm bored and you're obviously NOT answering
Girl: ur probably at the gym, working on ur fitness
Girl: okay any day now....
Girl: Imagine all the people, living in a world of peace...
DL: FUCK OFF I'M TRYING TO HAVE SEX!!!
Girl: Oh.
Girl: Better wrap that shit up. teeheehee *runs away* | LOL
funny ass shit. 
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07-31-2008, 03:23 PM
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#11 | | Banned By Establishment
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lol...
i rmb when my old txt sound was the girl orgasm noise.... and someone texted me all frantically because they had a dead batt, and needed a jump... my ex-gf thought i was cheating on her and busted in on me playing GTA:SA
Fone: OHHoHHHHHHOHHHHH
Me: YEAH YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YOU!!??!?
Fone: uhhh UHHH MOARRR!!!!
Me: Fucking Hoe, you gonna pay for dat one!
lol
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08-01-2008, 12:11 AM
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#12 | | I don't get it
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...less then an hr after coming home from wings night where 9 of us polished off 5 giant plate of wings plus other assortment of food PLUS frozen yogurt after. (my friend got a takeout order of wings for lunch/dinner the next day)
her: guess what i m eating?
me: omg again? we r going to have to grease your door just to get you out of ur apt
her: haha i will be sure to call u tmw if i m stuck
me: they better not call me in to work tmw just cause u r too fat to leave your house.
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08-01-2008, 02:49 AM
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#13 | | My name is Michael. J. Caboose, and I hate BABIES!
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^^^ ROFL! That one owns. That's hilarious!
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08-05-2008, 09:05 PM
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#14 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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has anyone actually tried calling those sex text things for like 4 dollars a text?
cause its not worth it............
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08-05-2008, 09:12 PM
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#15 | | VAC Head Rotang Mod
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^speaking from experience are we?
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08-05-2008, 09:27 PM
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#16 | | Banned By Establishment
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Originally Posted by StaxBundlez has anyone actually tried calling those sex text things for like 4 dollars a text?
cause its not worth it............ | why would you CALL a sexTXT line?
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08-06-2008, 08:19 PM
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#17 | | Retired moderator
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Girl: So i I was just talking to Ulic, he thinks u should make a comeback
Grandstand: No thank you
Girl: Any reason?
Grandstand: Rs is like an ex gf. It will never quite change enough
Grandstand: And even if it was, it ranks of someone elses dick when you get in there.
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08-25-2008, 03:26 AM
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#18 | | I am on the internets
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Friend: Hey buddy, Lindsey got a hair cut and killer booty shorts. You have to check it out.
Me: Cool. Buying M3.
Friend: Sup
Me: busy. ttyl.
Friend: wtf we were suppose to drink tonite
Me (like 20 mins later): Plans changed
Friend: ass, I'm coming over. 15 mins.
Me: DUDE. I'm with a chick
Friend: 5 mins.
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08-25-2008, 05:15 PM
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#19 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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Buddy: And to top it off she came in the store asking for me 
Me: Dude, you know what you have to do......put it in her butt.....DEMAND NOTHING LESS, this is Sparta afterall
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09-12-2008, 03:16 PM
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#20 | | Retired moderator
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Sent the same message to 2 possible #'s. 1 would be one of my close friends friends with our lil inside joke about being pregnant, the other number would be a complete stranger. The stranger responded to my text as follows:
Girl: Hi i think im pregnant. Dont panic i'll get tested tom. Let me know if you can come k? I know we just met but still.
Stranger: Uh, got the wrong person. I'm gay. Haven't slept with a woman since 1993.
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09-12-2008, 11:12 PM
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#21 | | Circle Stick Square Mod
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i call bull on that Girl, take a pic
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09-13-2008, 04:54 PM
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#22 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by Girl Sent the same message to 2 possible #'s. 1 would be one of my close friends friends with our lil inside joke about being pregnant, the other number would be a complete stranger. The stranger responded to my text as follows:
Girl: Hi i think im pregnant. Dont panic i'll get tested tom. Let me know if you can come k? I know we just met but still.
Stranger: Uh, got the wrong person. I'm gay. Haven't slept with a woman since 1993. |
epicsauce haha
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09-14-2008, 12:50 AM
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#23 | | Retired moderator
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Originally Posted by Crossbone i call bull on that Girl, take a pic | I will when I get the camera.
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09-14-2008, 08:28 PM
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#24 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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her: what you doin?
me: i thought your not allowed to talk to me?
her: whys that?
me: your controlling bf..
her: yeah hes in mexico...what you doin
me: oh..hahaha, beer and tv...
her: sounds fun....
me: fun yeah, but im in pain...hurt at work
her: awww...you need some tlc baby!!
me: i need a massage...
her: perhaps we can exchange a service?
me: what is my service
her: i think you already know
me: well im free right now
her: head to my place
true story
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10-09-2008, 01:22 AM
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#25 | | Retired moderator
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Girl: So I just made traditional Chinese soup! JS: Mmm does it have Dog in it?
Girl: Uh...I might be Chinese, but I'm not Mainland Chinese Geez, who do you think i am?! It's cat soup!
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