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asian_XL 12-04-2008 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoMan (Post 6157072)
The math doesn't add up. He was in 5300 movies yet had sex with 5000 girls. Does that mean he stood in front of the camera and jerked off in 300 of those movies?

Vol1: PornoMan vs Surrey greasy 300lb fat slut - 69 @ KFC kitchen
Vol2: PornoMan vs Surrey greasy 300lb fat slut - buttfuck farmer girl
Vol3: PornoMan vs Surrey greasy 300lb fat slut - Fat fuck helicopter

SoulCrusher 12-04-2008 11:52 PM

Vol4: PornoMan vs asian_XL girlfriend - in asian_XLs bed
Vol5: PornoMan vs asianXLs mom - while his dad watches
Vol6: PornoMan vs asianXLs lil' sister- this one is for the pedos out there

chun 12-04-2008 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoMan (Post 6157072)
The math doesn't add up. He was in 5300 movies yet had sex with 5000 girls. Does that mean he stood in front of the camera and jerked off in 300 of those movies?

Maybe he did 300 of them more than once? :confused:

SoulCrusher 12-05-2008 12:02 AM

I certainly hope so

Quote:

Originally Posted by chun (Post 6157198)
Maybe he did 300 of them more than once? :confused:


m4k4v4li 12-05-2008 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by The7even (Post 6156976)
You only need one real woman to make you happy. 5,000 sluts won't make up for anything.

how is this even sig quality?
who said anything about them satisfying him beyond sex? sorry id rather fuck a girl who can work her shit and get down right grimey than some "nice" girl

and hes hittin 5000 of them... yes im sure all 5000 are butt ugly and non of them are quality

like asian xl said, he has both. quality and quantity, this guy is living every mans dream!!! and getting paid phat $$ to do so!!

$_$ 12-05-2008 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ShanghaiKid (Post 6156583)

moar :D

Sid Vicious 12-05-2008 01:14 AM

yo rather be north american/european male porn star

much hotter females.

bun_7 12-05-2008 01:50 AM

haha dream jobbbbbbz *droolz* lol =)

trdees 12-05-2008 04:01 AM

hes probably deaf.
I cant stand watching those AV porns all I hear are f1 cars going

penner2k 12-05-2008 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The7even (Post 6156976)
You only need one real woman to make you happy. 5,000 sluts won't make up for anything.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celica Girl (Post 6157025)
QFT. new sig.

The problem is that if you are only ever with 1 chick how do you really know what makes you happy?
I'm not saying it takes 5000 but IMO you sorta gotta be with a couple of chicks before you really know what you like and what you dont like.

hotjoint 12-05-2008 06:34 AM

wow dude is pimpin :lol

Gachinto 12-05-2008 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by T.H.C (Post 6157274)
moar :D

Go Here:
http://www.dmm.co.jp/
Then Go Here:
http://www.akiba-online.com/

JHuJHu 12-05-2008 08:39 PM

lololo turning into a free pass porn site thread.

death_blossom 12-05-2008 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trdees (Post 6157357)
hes probably deaf.
I cant stand watching those AV porns all I hear are f1 cars going

bwahahahaha, someone cue the F1 car JAV clip!

typ. 12-05-2008 10:45 PM

hehehee... looove jap_av =)

.Renn.Sport 12-06-2008 12:49 AM

he have the "golden finger"!!!

cococly 12-06-2008 05:15 PM

**removed

dorikaze 01-03-2009 11:48 PM

fucking on camera is whole different story

Grandmaster TSE 01-04-2009 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by asian_XL (Post 6157017)
you getta read up how they select a girl from a long list of applicants to
become a porn star. This guy has both quality and quantity chicks to fuck.

I wouldn't mind fucking Sora Aoi once in my life even my dick falls off afterward :lol

sora ftmfw

3xta 01-04-2009 12:34 AM

has gotta have at least one STD

tonyvu 01-04-2009 08:36 AM

wow, that's almost as much as a dentist or a doctor makes an entire year!


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