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Jackygor 12-28-2008 04:47 PM

Angry wife jailed after biting husband's you-know-what
 
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news..._biting_1.html

Quote:

Wouldn't a "thanks, but no thanks" have worked just as well?



Charris Bowers, a 27-year-old Deltona woman, said she bit her husband's penis because she didn't want to have sex with him, reports the Orlando Sentinel

He tried to stop her but she kept at it. He then began to punch her in the head and pushed her to the floor, and she let go.

Charris Bowers gave the officer two versions of what happened. She first said she was sitting on the couch when her husband walked over and put his penis in her mouth, according to the report.

"She then bit it to get him away from her," the report said.

She later said her husband walked over with his penis exposed, and she bit it.

Either way, the deputy saw the injury, photographed it, then arrested Mrs. Bowers.

Was there a better way?

You tell us.

Photo: Charris Bowers (December 23, 2008)
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news...og/Charris.bmp

nismosx 12-28-2008 04:49 PM

kinky bitch

Drizzt Do'Urden 12-28-2008 04:51 PM

"She first said she was sitting on the couch when her husband walked over and put his penis in her mouth"

what a guy lol

tough 12-28-2008 04:57 PM

fucking junkie

JHuJHu 12-28-2008 05:00 PM

^ looks like it :D

Supafly 12-28-2008 05:20 PM

Quote:

Charris Bowers gave the officer two versions of what happened. She first said she was sitting on the couch when her husband walked over and put his penis in her mouth, according to the report.



OWNED!!

Cman333 12-28-2008 05:24 PM

Must be rednecks :p

noDL 12-28-2008 05:48 PM

lorena bobbit v2

shenmecar 12-28-2008 06:06 PM

ouch!

t-sang92 12-28-2008 06:22 PM

ROFL funniest thing i heard today

vibikki 12-28-2008 06:29 PM

LOL that's what you get from your woman if you didn't ask her 1st.. lol

LowTEC 12-28-2008 08:13 PM

that's what bitches do, they bite, ouch

Shun Izaki 12-29-2008 10:07 AM

That bitch looks crazy... look at that intense xmas stare in her eyes.

q0192837465 12-29-2008 10:20 AM

hahaha, sux to be his husband, the poor guy just want some Christmas fun

smoothie. 12-29-2008 10:31 AM

fucked up nostrils

maybe he fucked her up good too?

ToyotaPowah 12-29-2008 04:58 PM

Man, that chick looks batshit crazy. Guess that would explain the story.

teg_101 12-29-2008 09:32 PM

re:
 
Psycho bitch. Her nose looks weird

Djiban 12-29-2008 11:37 PM

[QUOTE=smoothie.;6196631]fucked up nostrils[QUOTE]

indeed

NinjaAceYork 12-30-2008 09:11 PM

LoL

CanadaGoose 12-30-2008 09:44 PM

Fucking crazy bitch!!! it hurts just imagining it!!!!!

Someone should bite her cooch, let her see how that feels

NinjaAceYork 12-31-2008 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E N D L E S S (Post 6199129)
Fucking crazy bitch!!! it hurts just imagining it!!!!!

Someone should bite her cooch, let her see how that feels

I bet it still would'nt hurt as much as ours.. LoL :eek:

Culture_Vulture 12-31-2008 03:02 PM

she looks like a complete psycho.
would not hit.

AzNightmare 01-01-2009 06:56 AM

Obviously didn't punch her in the head hard enough. I see no damages.

chr1s 01-01-2009 08:03 AM

LOL.. imagine walking up to a chick and sticking your limp dick in her mouth. the imagery.. hahahaha.

azzurro32 01-01-2009 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drizzt Do'Urden (Post 6195366)
"She first said she was sitting on the couch when her husband walked over and put his penis in her mouth"

what a guy lol

I do this all the time. Its one of the perks of being married.


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