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01-08-2009, 10:04 PM
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| Beijing panda bites third tourist
Gu Gu the panda had to have his jaws forced open to free the man, who had jumped in to retrieve his son's toy.
Gu Gu first bit a man in 2007, when a drunken tourist jumped into his pen and tried to hug him, then bit the panda in the back in retaliation.
Gu Gu later bit a teenager who had let curiosity about the panda's pen put him in harm's way.
The latest incident saw the 110-kg (240-1b) Gu Gu maul the legs of Zhang Jiao.
"The panda bit into the man's right leg, and when he was done with that, he bit the left leg," the Beijing Morning Post reported.
The panda refused to let go until zookeepers pried his jaws open with tools, said a zoo spokeswoman surnamed Gong.
Mr Zhang Jiao of central Anhui province suffered damage to major ligaments and is recovering from surgery.
He may also face criminal charges for entering the panda pen.
Pandas, a national symbol of China, are mythologised as cute and cuddly but can often be violent.
Scientists believe fewer than 2,000 giant pandas live in the wild in China. http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...52_bear226.jpg | 
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01-08-2009, 10:18 PM
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what a fucking dumb ass for jumped into the pen, even if it was for his son he should have been smart enough to call a zoo keeper to help him.
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01-08-2009, 11:13 PM
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01-08-2009, 11:27 PM
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^ LOL
what a fucking moron he jumped for a toy
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01-08-2009, 11:44 PM
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Gu Gu first bit a man in 2007, when a drunken tourist jumped into his pen and tried to hug him, then bit the panda in the back in retaliation.
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01-08-2009, 11:45 PM
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The media is gay...
are we supposed to believe it was the panda's fault, or something?
What kind of EFFING MORON jumps into an animal pen at the zoo
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01-09-2009, 01:31 AM
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Jarko Ruutu made the headlines biting somebody too! hahahaha
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01-09-2009, 01:58 AM
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maybe he forgot pandas are BEARS.
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01-09-2009, 01:59 AM
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they shoulda let him keep his new toy.
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01-09-2009, 02:10 AM
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Well, maybe motherfuckers should stop getting close to it?
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01-09-2009, 02:24 AM
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never mess with black and white mammals like killer whales, pandas, and zebras.
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01-09-2009, 08:01 AM
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it's the Zoo's fault, why are they making easy acces to get into the cage/pen
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01-09-2009, 12:03 PM
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its not the panda nor the zoo's fault .. its jus mainlanders always have the most dumbass and bad judgments ..
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01-09-2009, 12:06 PM
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LOL, go Panda! If people are dumb enough to crawl in there with it they should have to get out on their own.
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01-09-2009, 01:00 PM
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let them jump in there survival of the fittest if there stupid enough to jump into a pandas pen than they are not good for anything they obviously have no judgement at all so let nature take its course and weed away all the stupidest people
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01-09-2009, 01:29 PM
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loveeeeee pandas
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01-09-2009, 01:39 PM
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good job Gu Gu
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01-09-2009, 01:42 PM
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it couldnt have been the panda snuck up on him and bit him in both legs. i mean if you see something 240lbs walking over to you, get the hell out of there!!!!
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01-09-2009, 01:50 PM
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01-09-2009, 01:58 PM
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Cool, in China, police will press the charge.
If it happened in the states, the dumbass victim would probably sue the zoo.
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01-09-2009, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Gumby Cool, in China, police will press the charge.
If it happened in the states, the dumbass victim would probably sue the zoo. | Word, none of that stupid suing shiet like it's the zoos fault for not preventing me from going in there.
If you're a 200 lb bear and some dude comes into your home that you don't know, you're gonna go panda on his ass.
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01-09-2009, 02:53 PM
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GOOD FOR PANDA lol
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01-09-2009, 02:55 PM
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HAha thats kinda fucked up.!
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01-09-2009, 05:47 PM
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the thing is. If this panda was in Canada or the states, they would try to sue the panda. But since its in beijing, no such thing. Which is good, cuz i hate retards that do shit like try to hug a fucking panda and then sue them.
Reminds me of that time, someone ran up to a fucking TIGER and tried to "play" with it.
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