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Gary Oak 01-22-2009 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by misteranswer (Post 6239003)
I didn't know guys bought guys balloons and flowers...

ahahahahha :haha:

tiger_handheld 01-22-2009 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by tool001 (Post 6238656)
a yellow thong is always good ;)
and u can ask her to try it on when u present it.

cant be that personal, she has an SO.

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Originally Posted by tnguyen (Post 6238670)
yellow clothes
yellow towel
yellow body shop gift basket
yellow card
yellow rubber duck
yellow socks
yellow perfume
yellow roses?

proly the most serious post!

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Originally Posted by Alphamale (Post 6239006)
1. Buy $20-$30 dollars of alcohol for yourself.
2. Consume as much as you can.
3. Hold in your piss for the next 6 hours.
4. Reuse one of the empty alcohol bottles and piss in it.
5. You know how a very deep yellow gift in a bottle that cost approximately $20-$30, delivered by Sunday, and is also consumable (I use that term loosely).

PS: If you don't want such a deep yellow colour, take a piss in the bottle ever 2 hrs. Make sure to deliver the gift within 5 mins of your last piss so it's nice and warm (just like your thoughts).

love the idea ..would do it if she was an alphafemale ;) ....

vo_hantu 01-22-2009 02:55 PM

I.......thought.........this.....was......a....sic k joke.

silk 01-22-2009 02:56 PM

yellow hat with antenna on it

Vansterdam 01-22-2009 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphamale (Post 6239006)
1. Buy $20-$30 dollars of alcohol for yourself.
2. Consume as much as you can.
3. Hold in your piss for the next 6 hours.
4. Reuse one of the empty alcohol bottles and piss in it.
5. You know how a very deep yellow gift in a bottle that cost approximately $20-$30, delivered by Sunday, and is also consumable (I use that term loosely).

PS: If you don't want such a deep yellow colour, take a piss in the bottle ever 2 hrs. Make sure to deliver the gift within 5 mins of your last piss so it's nice and warm (just like your thoughts).

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

bsftong 01-22-2009 03:36 PM

How about just a yellow gift bag, with random yellow coloured items that she may use? Just buy $25-30 worth of stuff...ie notebooks, pens, yellow mug, etc.

or just get $10 worth of that kinda stuff + a $20 gc to her favourite restaurant

poweredbyph 01-22-2009 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphamale (Post 6239006)
1. Buy $20-$30 dollars of alcohol for yourself.
2. Consume as much as you can.
3. Hold in your piss for the next 6 hours.
4. Reuse one of the empty alcohol bottles and piss in it.
5. You know how a very deep yellow gift in a bottle that cost approximately $20-$30, delivered by Sunday, and is also consumable (I use that term loosely).

PS: If you don't want such a deep yellow colour, take a piss in the bottle ever 2 hrs. Make sure to deliver the gift within 5 mins of your last piss so it's nice and warm (just like your thoughts).

lol.. but how do you deal with the foam? :confused:

Noir 01-22-2009 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by tiger_handheld (Post 6239171)
cant be that personal, she has an SO.

Why so much effort then? Unless you're trying to score some brownie points on a female-friend, you can pretty much get away with a casual gift.

Leave all that hard, thoughtful, awesome gifts for her SO to do.

hotjoint 01-22-2009 04:24 PM

bottle of alize $30

NinjaAceYork 01-22-2009 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by misteranswer (Post 6239003)
I didn't know guys bought guys balloons and flowers...

:haha:

chouchou 01-22-2009 05:54 PM

^lol.... haha i still dunno who to believe about miss_crayon @_@

!Tigger 01-22-2009 06:04 PM

LOL at this thread its pretty good. i vote for a pikachu

rsx 01-22-2009 06:48 PM

Can't jump ladders dude.

!LittleDragon 01-22-2009 07:34 PM

a big box and fill it up with $30 worth of yellow kitchen sponges

CivicTypeRice 01-22-2009 08:27 PM

how bout Yellow lowbeam bulbs:thumbsup:

yangwenli 01-23-2009 02:16 AM

a homer simpsons!

Alphamale 01-23-2009 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tiger_handheld (Post 6239171)
cant be that personal, she has an SO.



proly the most serious post!



love the idea ..would do it if she was an alphafemale ;) ....

You stay the fuck away from my women. As for the foam, I don't see where the problem lies? If she's going to complain about the little bit of white, you might as well just open the bottle of piss and dump it all over her. Let's see her complain about thoughtful gifts again. Sometimes, you just need to set the modern day woman straight.

Shun Izaki 01-23-2009 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rsx (Post 6238907)
tie a bow around an old chinese guy

I fucking lol'd during an exam...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noir (Post 6239534)
Why so much effort then? Unless you're trying to score some brownie points on a female-friend, you can pretty much get away with a casual gift.

Leave all that hard, thoughtful, awesome gifts for her SO to do.

That's true man... sponges ftw

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Originally Posted by amit87 (Post 6240027)
how bout Yellow lowbeam bulbs:thumbsup:

nokyas!

unit 01-23-2009 03:09 PM

golden shower


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