How to answer foreigners' questions, Standard answers for Q&As of China
 

To mod, I donno why the original post was deleted, but this is a modified version for a milder reading.



Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human''s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.

Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afganistan

Q: Why doesn''t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Mexicans take back California

Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using slaves, the price would be even cheaper.


Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.

Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?
A: Because our parents don''t fuck with everybody.

Repost much?

It was deleted because the grammar was horrible. This one should be deleted too.

^donno about the last one, but this one isn't that bad in terms of grammar.

yawn...

I'm sleepy